Base Ten: The Sacred Numbering System

Content "Hello, World!" Considered Harmful - Here's Why. Reason 1: It might summon Gaia If you've been coding for more than a few days, you've probably seen the "Hello, World!" program. It's the first program that many people write when they learn a new programming language. But what many people don't know is that "Hello, World!" is actually a dangerous program. When you print out "Hello, World!", you're actually sending a message to Gaia, the ancient Greek goddess of the earth. She's been waiting for centuries for someone to speak to her. And when she hears your message, she might decide to wake up from her long sleep. And when Gaia wakes up, the world would be in trouble. She would be so angry at the way humans have treating her that she would probably destroys us all. So please, be careful when you write "Hello, World!". You never know who you might be summoning.

The great OS debate, visualized as an IQ bell curve. On the left side, we've got the "I need Linux for programming" crowd—the beginners who think installing Ubuntu makes them elite hackers. In the middle, at the peak of intelligence, are the pragmatists who just want an OS that helps them ship code without fighting their tools. Then on the right, we loop back to "I need Linux for programming" again—but this time it's the bearded terminal wizards who've customized their Arch install to the point where only they can use it. After 15 years in this industry, I've learned the hard truth: the best OS is whichever one lets you focus on solving actual problems instead of configuring your damn package manager. But we'll all keep having this fight until the heat death of the universe anyway.

The shocking moment when you realize your colleagues aren't just referencing Stack Overflow—they're straight-up copying entire blocks of code. And here you thought "I found this solution online" was just a professional way of saying "I'm competent." Next you'll discover they don't actually read documentation either.

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