A Tale Of My Childhood

Content ebd2 commented yesterday solvaholic: Sorry I missed your comment of many months ago. I no longer build software; I now make furniture out of wood. The hours are long, the pay sucks, and there's always the opportunity to remove my finger with a table saw, but nobody asks me if I can add an RSS feed to a DBMS, so there's that :)

Content Richard zzaaho Q: What is the best prefix for global variables? A: I 2:11 AM - 21 Jan 2019 Follow 1,338 Retweets 3,555 Likes 43 t7 1.3K ( 3.6K Tweet your reply

Content ME, A NON-PROGRAMMER- A MEME FROM RPROGRAMMERHUMOR POPS UP IN MY FEED OHAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK THIS MEANS.

Content get tomorrows date int getTomorrowsDate () sleep (1000606024); getCurrentDate ();

When you hit Ctrl+S for the 500th time in 10 minutes and your IDE minion dares to question your saving habits! 😂 The eternal struggle between the anxious developer who saves obsessively after every semicolon and the poor computer that knows nothing has actually changed. But that paranoia after losing work once is FOREVER! No amount of autosave features will cure this trauma - just let me spam that save button in peace!

Content 1 HOUR HERE IST YEARS ON EARTH GREAT ILL WAIT HERE FOR MY GRADLE BUILD TO COMPLETE.