A Tale Of My Childhood

Content Google ASSISTANT amazon alexa amazon Cortana

Content BACK VOCALIST Gets a fraction of frontman's paycheck Can't take a break during work hours Drinks to forget old memories from work Has to work in synch with frontman Noone will probably notice your mistake BACKENDER Gets roughly the same pay as frontender Seems like he's always on a break drinking coffee Drinks with sysadmin to aquaire old memories from work Can work both synchronous and asynchronous 500 INTERNAL SERVER ERROR

That unique mixture of concern and barely contained glee when production crashes and burns, but your code isn't the culprit. First panel: professional concern for the team. Second panel: desperately suppressing the urge to say "not my module" in the emergency Slack channel. The schadenfreude is palpable. Sure, you'll help debug... right after you finish that coffee you suddenly need.

Content More jerry rigging steve's garbage ass code

Content FRESH GRAD NO000000!!!!! YOU CAN'T JUST USE BRUTEFORCE HERE!!! WE NEED TO USE SEGMENT TREES TO GET THE UPDATE TIME COMPLEXITY DOWN TO LOG(N)!!!! BREAK THE DATA INTO SQRT CHUNKS AT LEAST... OHH GOD THE INFEFFICIENY NOOO NOOOOO!!!! haha nested for loop go brrrrri SENIOR DEV for user in users for address in user address for city in address cities

Content When 20+ years experienced Senior dev calms down the new scrum master.