Apparently Listing My Car For Sale With 45 Kilometres On The Odometer Is "Misleading" And "Illegal"

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First frame: "Kubernetes saved us so much money" Second frame: "we can almost afford the team that runs it" The classic DevOps paradox! Companies adopt Kubernetes thinking it'll magically optimize infrastructure costs, only to discover they now need a small army of platform engineers earning six figures to babysit pods and debug YAML indentation errors. It's like buying a "money-saving" sports car that requires a full-time mechanic. The red alert on the monitor in the background is just *chef's kiss* - probably another pod stuck in CrashLoopBackOff for the 17th time today.

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Ah, the two eternal states of developer existence. First panel: code doesn't work and you have no idea why. Second panel: code suddenly works and you have even less idea why. The universe maintains balance by ensuring that understanding remains equally elusive in both failure and success. Just another day where blind luck trumps actual competence. At least the confusion is consistent.

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Someone finally said it. While everyone's out here calling themselves "coders" and doing "coding bootcamps," there's this one person who had to remind us that the proper term is "programming." Because apparently "coding" has become the TikTok-ified version of what we do—like calling yourself a "content creator" instead of "unemployed with a Ring light." The suggestions for "not-vibe-coding" are pure gold though. "Boomer coding" hits different when you realize half of us still write code like it's 1995. "Chewgy coding" for that millennial energy of over-engineering everything. "Trad coding" for when you refuse to use frameworks and insist on writing everything from scratch. And "Coding with capital C" is just chef's kiss—because if you're gonna gatekeep, might as well go full grammatical pedant. But the reply? *Chef's kiss intensifies.* Declaring "coding" an infantilizing word and anointing "programming" as the noble profession is the kind of pretentious energy that makes you simultaneously roll your eyes and nod in agreement. We're not just slapping semicolons together, we're *engineering solutions*. Or at least that's what we tell ourselves at 3 AM debugging a null pointer exception.