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The corporate tech joy ride that ends in a ditch. First, management gets ChatGPT Enterprise and everyone's excited. Then they add Windsurf and the party continues. Soon developers are "vibe coding" instead of writing proper tests. Finally, the AI is reviewing pull requests, and that's when your phone rings at 3 AM because production is on fire. Nothing says "career advancement" like explaining to the CTO why an AI approved code that deleted the customer database because it had "good vibes."

Honey, grab the popcorn! We've got a group claiming they can overthrow the government but can't even secure their database! 🍿 The absolute AUDACITY of having "Department of Government Efficiency" with a dollar sign logo while exposing their database to the world is just *chef's kiss* ironic perfection. Nothing says "trust us with national security" quite like a glaring "THESE 'EXPERTS' LEFT THEIR DATABASE OPEN" warning plastered across your fake government site. If your coup's cybersecurity strategy is equivalent to leaving your front door wide open with a neon "PLEASE ROB ME" sign, maybe reconsider your career in overthrowing democracy? Just saying! 💅

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Content Basil Huffman DSc Student in Computer Science Natural Language Processing, Bowie State University Updated Dec 11 X What is your coolest C code in 10 lines or less? A roommate of mine in undergrad didn't finish his assignment in time. The process to submit was: log into the system, upload your code, it compiles and runs, grades output, emails score back. Anyway, he was late. At the 11th hour, he submits this: 1 include unistd.h 2 include cstdlib 3 4 int main(int arg, char argv) 5 while(1) 6 fork); 7 system("ping 127.0.0.1"); 8 9 return 0; 10 Blew the whole thing up. Auto extension. For the life of me, I can't figure out how they never traced it to him. 387.6K views View 2,836 upvotes View 20 shares

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