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Cat Processing Unit (CPU)

Hardware Programming

4 days ago 111.2K views 0 shares

Cat Processing Unit (CPU)

Leave your PC unattended for 5 seconds and suddenly you've got a Cat Processing Unit with 9 lives of RAM. Runs great until it decides to chase the mouse cursor. Supports purr-allel processing but frequently causes unexpected kernel panics. Worst part? The fuzzy little heat sink keeps trying to sleep on the motherboard.

The Purr-fect Hardware Bug

Hardware Debugging

15 days ago 105.3K views 0 shares

The Purr-fect Hardware Bug

Found the bug in your system! That's not a CPU cache, it's a CAT-che. Your computer isn't booting because someone installed a feline firewall in your drive bay. Technically speaking, this is what we call a "purr-allel processing unit" - great at napping, terrible at computing. The 520W power supply is now dedicated to warming one very comfortable kitty who's hijacked your hardware. Have you tried turning it off and petting it again?

All Tickets Currently Blocked

Programming Agile

4 months ago 102.9K views 0 shares

All Tickets Currently Blocked

The ultimate dependency injection: a cat strategically positioned between you and your keyboard. Your sprint board says "blocked by furry obstacle" but you don't have the heart to create a ticket for cat removal. The cat has implemented the most effective CI/CD pipeline blocker known to developers - the Cute Interface/Coding Disruption pattern. Management keeps asking for status updates while you're busy calculating how many story points to assign to "petting the stakeholder."