The Ultimate Linux Purity Test

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The Ultimate Linux Purity Test

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The ultimate CAPTCHA for hardcore Linux enthusiasts. Instead of identifying traffic lights or crosswalks, you're tasked with selecting SoCs that can boot mainline Linux. Even veteran kernel developers would break into a cold sweat facing this one. It's basically saying "prove you're not just a Linux user, but a Linux masochist." The real authentication isn't the chips you select—it's the existential crisis you experience while staring at obscure silicon and questioning your life choices.

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