All The Senior Devs Are On Vacation

THE ABSOLUTE PANIC IN THAT JUNIOR DEV'S EYES! 😱 Nothing says "I'm completely unprepared for this responsibility" like being handed an intern when you're still trying to figure out where the bathroom is! It's the corporate version of asking someone who can barely swim to teach swimming lessons. The absolute AUDACITY of management to create this chain of blind leading the blinder while every competent developer is sipping margaritas on a beach somewhere. That poor intern is about to learn programming through the ancient technique of "frantically Googling together" - the unofficial bootcamp of tech companies everywhere!