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Oh. My. GOD. The absolute BETRAYAL of finding a note from past-you telling present-you to fix something "at your earliest convenience" like past-you was some kind of RESPONSIBLE ADULT?! 😱 The AUDACITY of your former self to delegate tasks to future-you while having NO IDEA what kind of hellscape future-you would be living in! And then having the NERVE to sign it like you're two different people?! Past-you is ALWAYS leaving landmines of unfinished work that present-you has to deal with. The cycle of self-sabotage continues until we're all just screaming into the void of our own technical debt! Somewhere, a git blame command is just waiting to expose your shame!

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Behold, the eternal UI/UX paradox in its natural habitat! The developer meticulously crafts a "simple, intuitive" feeding station with three perfectly separated bowls, presumably after hours of whiteboarding and stakeholder meetings. Meanwhile, the users (cats) have collectively decided that sprawling across the entire platform in a chaotic pile is the superior experience. Nothing quite captures the soul-crushing reality of front-end development like watching users completely ignore your carefully designed interface and instead create their own bizarre workflow that defies all logic and reason. And this, friends, is why we drink.

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