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This meme perfectly captures that moment of pure dread when your "it's just scaffolding" PR turns into a code apocalypse. You confidently hand over your pull request to the senior engineer, only for them to discover you've somehow managed to change 741 files with nearly 100,000 additions and 44,000 deletions. That look of absolute horror on the senior dev's face is worth a thousand compiler errors! Next time maybe try explaining that you were "refactoring the architecture" instead of "accidentally committing the entire node_modules folder." The scaffolding excuse works about as well as "the dog ate my deployment keys."

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The joke operates on a brilliant double pun that connects networking terminology with Australian slang! "LAN down under" is both a reference to Australia (known as "down under") and Local Area Networks (LANs) in IT. Then the punchline delivers with "mega byte sandwich" - playing on both data measurement units and the idea of taking a huge bite of food. It's basically dad-joke level networking humor that would make any IT professional groan while secretly updating their joke database.

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