A Droid Would Have Been Helpful

So you blindly followed your AI overlord's advice to use integers for "better performance" and now you're staring at a job application form that won't accept your perfectly valid 3.5 GPA because it demands a whole number. Classic. Nothing says "I optimized my code" quite like having your real-world data rejected by validation rules. Sure, integers are faster and use less memory, but turns out some things in life—like GPAs, temperatures, and your will to live after debugging—actually need those pesky decimal points. Pro tip: Maybe don't let ChatGPT make all your architectural decisions. Sometimes a float is just a float, and premature optimization is still the root of all evil. Your CS degree should've covered this, but here we are with a Bachelor's and a 3.5 that the form thinks is fiction.

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Rejecting modern OOP encapsulation with its fancy "getters and setters" in favor of the raw, chaotic energy of old-school BASIC's "peekers and pokers" - where memory manipulation was done with bare hands and a complete disregard for safety. Like choosing to fix your server with a hammer instead of proper tools because "that's how grandpa did it."