Marijuana Particle

Software development Microsoft teams Teams Software bugs Corporate priorities Product development Corporate decision making Tech companies

Programming Debugging Frontend Backend Microsoft

4 months ago 124,644 views 0 shares

Marijuana Particle

microsoft-memes, teams-memes, software-bugs-memes, corporate-priorities-memes, microsoft-teams-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The eternal Microsoft dilemma! Two buttons: "Fix Teams" or "Invent a new state of matter" - and they're sweating bullets trying to decide. Classic Microsoft strategy: why fix your buggy collaboration software when you can just create an entirely new unnecessary thing instead? Teams will continue crashing during your important presentation while Microsoft's R&D department is busy discovering the fifth element. Priorities, am I right? This is basically their entire product roadmap in one image.

More Like This

Not enough development time

Programming Backend

4 years ago 24.8K views 0 shares

Not enough development time | development-memes, c-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Hi Boss, we have a problem I have counted that we require 50 hours to complete all our work for the week but we are only paid to work for 40 hours a week We have too many projects and too little people! Maybe ... It's okay. I have heard you. I have a solution! I want you to spend 3 hours every week, detailing each task so that I better help manage your time. One week later Hi Boss, we have a problem... I have counted that we require 53 hours to complete all our work for the week but we are only paid to work for 40 hours a week HOW TO EAT SNAKE COMICS

Few things never change...

Programming

1 year ago 22.6K views 0 shares

Few things never change... | programming-memes, program-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content DAY1 OF PROGRAMMING Google Q regex for email validation Google Search I'm Feeling Lucky 10 YEARS OF PROGRAMMING Google o regex for email validation Google Search I'm Feeling Lucky

tbh this was me at the beginning

Programming

3 years ago 22.1K views 0 shares

tbh this was me at the beginning | cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content pis Degree ?? NO Math ONLY CS

Only 127 people?

Programming Python Frontend

4 years ago 33.8K views 0 shares

Only 127 people? | programming-memes, programmer-memes, html-memes, program-memes, slack-memes, ML-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content rProgrammerHumor 1,111,111 HTML Programmers 3,770 Slacking Off at Work Dedicat programming. Tech or and jokes relating to programmers and I can't believe there are only 127 of US JOINED

Looking At You Big 4

Programming Agile

2 months ago 82.1K views 0 shares

Looking At You Big 4

Ah, the beautiful world of consulting firms where mathematical wizardry transforms two inexperienced interns into "senior experts" with a simple multiplication of the hourly rate. The meme perfectly captures that awkward moment when you're the project lead forced to pretend these kids fresh out of college who still have "Hello World" as their greatest achievement are actually worth $250/hour to your client. Meanwhile, the client is paying premium rates for what is essentially a glorified internship program where you're secretly the one doing all the actual work while simultaneously teaching these two how to use Git without destroying the repository. The circle of corporate life continues...

Strongly Typed Until It's Inconvenient

Programming Typescript Javascript Frontend

3 months ago 117.2K views 0 shares

Strongly Typed Until It's Inconvenient

When you finally switch to TypeScript for type safety but then sprinkle *any everywhere like Agent Smith clones. The irony is delicious - you've become the very thing you swore to destroy. That strict typing lasted about as long as my commitment to writing unit tests. For the uninitiated, any is TypeScript's escape hatch that basically says "trust me bro, I know what I'm doing" while completely defeating the purpose of type checking. It's the programming equivalent of putting duct tape over your check engine light.