Marijuana Particle

The eternal Microsoft dilemma! Two buttons: "Fix Teams" or "Invent a new state of matter" - and they're sweating bullets trying to decide. Classic Microsoft strategy: why fix your buggy collaboration software when you can just create an entirely new unnecessary thing instead? Teams will continue crashing during your important presentation while Microsoft's R&D department is busy discovering the fifth element. Priorities, am I right? This is basically their entire product roadmap in one image.