Marijuana Particle

Software development Microsoft teams Teams Software bugs Corporate priorities Product development Corporate decision making Tech companies

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Marijuana Particle

microsoft-memes, teams-memes, software-bugs-memes, corporate-priorities-memes, microsoft-teams-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The eternal Microsoft dilemma! Two buttons: "Fix Teams" or "Invent a new state of matter" - and they're sweating bullets trying to decide. Classic Microsoft strategy: why fix your buggy collaboration software when you can just create an entirely new unnecessary thing instead? Teams will continue crashing during your important presentation while Microsoft's R&D department is busy discovering the fifth element. Priorities, am I right? This is basically their entire product roadmap in one image.

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