Razor Blades In Halloween Candy

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Razor Blades In Halloween Candy

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HORRIFYING DISCOVERY!!! 😱 Forget razor blades—the REAL danger lurking in your Halloween candy is Microsoft Teams! Just imagine biting into what should be chocolatey bliss only to find the soul-crushing blue icon of mandatory meetings and notification hell! The audacity! The betrayal! I'd rather find actual razors than endure another "quick sync" that drags on for 45 minutes while Dave from accounting shares his screen and can't figure out why we can't see his PowerPoint. This is psychological warfare disguised as candy! CRIMINAL!

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