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Quick Call Before You Die

Microsoft Windows

1 month ago 70.6K views 0 shares

Quick Call Before You Die

Death? Inconvenient. But letting your coworkers think you're available for a 4PM sync? Unforgivable. The modern corporate afterlife requires proper status management. IT won't approve your heavenly bandwidth unless your Teams status is properly set to "Permanently OOO." Just imagine the Slack notifications in the casket. *ping* "Hey, noticed you're online. Quick question..."

Schrödinger's Employment Status

Devops Webdev Programming Cloud

2 months ago 110.8K views 0 shares

Schrödinger's Employment Status

That existential moment when your entire work identity is so intertwined with a messaging app that its downtime and your employment status become indistinguishable. Remote workers' nightmare fuel right there—can't tell if you're unemployed or just experiencing the classic "have you tried turning it off and on again" corporate solution. The modern day "if a tree falls in the forest" philosophical question!