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Say "Build Your App In Seconds" One More Time

Say "Build Your App In Seconds" One More Time
When every single AI tool bombards you with the same "What do you want to build today?" prompt for the 47th time. Sure, I'll build a blockchain-based social network for cats with AR integration in 0.2 seconds! The rage is real when these no-code platforms promise to turn your napkin sketch into a production-ready app while actual developers are busy fighting dependency hell and merge conflicts. That "build your app in seconds" promise hits different after spending 3 hours configuring webpack.

The Future Is Here: Just Not The One We Need

The Future Is Here: Just Not The One We Need
Ah, the classic corporate brainstorming session where everyone's looking for shortcuts except the one person suggesting the obvious solution. Low-code, AI, buzzwords galore—but nobody wants to hear "just hire someone who knows what they're doing." That dev getting thrown out the window represents every competent engineer watching their company chase shiny tech instead of proper staffing. The real punchline? Six months later they'll hire three devs anyway, but only after burning through the budget on half-baked AI solutions that generated more bugs than features.

The Future Is Now, Old Coder

The Future Is Now, Old Coder
The industry keeps inventing new terms to sell the same old drag-and-drop builders. First it was "low-code/no-code" platforms promising to make developers obsolete. Now it's "vibe code" - same cheap knockoff but with a trendy rebrand. It's like putting a fedora on a WYSIWYG editor and calling it innovative. Meanwhile, actual developers are sitting back watching management fall for buzzwords that'll be abandoned faster than a Git repository after the startup funding dries up.

Power Apps: Where Dreams Go To Die Slowly

Power Apps: Where Dreams Go To Die Slowly
That moment of existential dread when you realize you've spent 6 hours dragging and dropping in Power Apps only to accomplish what would've taken 20 minutes of actual code. The cat's face is literally every developer forced to use a "no-code solution" while their programming skills atrophy in real-time. Microsoft's gift to the business world and curse to actual developers everywhere.