Please State The Nature Of The Technical Emergency

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Please State The Nature Of The Technical Emergency

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THE SHEER AUDACITY of someone sending just "hey" on Teams! Like, seriously?! Are you trying to give me a heart attack?! 💀

That single word hanging there, menacingly, while I frantically try to figure out if I broke production, missed a deadline, or if my code just set the entire company on fire. The suspense is UNBEARABLE!

Just tell me what catastrophe awaits so I can properly prepare my resignation letter, PLEASE!

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