Microsoft In 2025

Windows setup: "Almost done! Just need to finish configuring your system..." Me: *breathes in relief* OneDrive: *emerges with knife* "Did someone say they wanted their precious C:\ drive contents automatically synced to the cloud whether they like it or not?" The eternal struggle between wanting to just use your computer as a computer versus Microsoft's desperate need to assimilate your files into their cloud borg collective. The knife is just there to remind you that resistance is futile.

The ultimate burn against Microsoft Teams! What started as a humble journey through various Windows trash bin designs has reached its final form in 2025 - the Teams icon. Nothing says "where productivity goes to die" quite like equating collaboration software to a literal garbage receptacle. The progression is just *chef's kiss* - from simple pixelated bins to the sleek modern trash can we all know and love to hate. Microsoft devs are probably in a Teams meeting right now discussing this meme while experiencing 17 different audio issues.

Ah, the ancient legend of Windows actually adding features instead of playing hide-and-seek with them! With each new Windows update, Microsoft seems to have mastered the dark art of feature disappearance. "Where did my control panel go?" "Why can't I find that setting anymore?" It's like they're actively trying to gaslight an entire user base into thinking those features never existed in the first place. The Settings menu has become a labyrinth designed by someone who clearly enjoys watching people suffer. Remember when updates were exciting instead of terrifying? Pepperidge Farm remembers... and so do the IT folks still clinging to Windows 7 like it's the last lifeboat on the Titanic.

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Ah, the AI thunderdome! While all the major players are locked in a chaotic battle royale for AI supremacy, Nvidia's just chilling with their chips and counting money. They don't need to fight - they're selling shovels in the AI gold rush. Every time these companies throw punches, Nvidia sells another truckload of GPUs. Smart move staying out of the ideological brawl when you're the one powering everyone's hallucinations. The real winner doesn't join the fight; they sell tickets to it.

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