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So apparently Microsoft Copilot licenses are now so valuable that people are literally smashing car windows to steal them. Started with 2 licenses, ended up with 6. That's a 300% ROI right there.
The real crime here? Copilot licenses cost more than most cars. The thief probably figured they could sell them on the dark web for enough to buy their own vehicle. Smart investment strategy, questionable execution.
But seriously, who leaves Copilot licenses just sitting in their car? That's like leaving your AWS root credentials on a sticky note attached to your windshield. Insurance probably won't cover this either—"Act of Microsoft" isn't in most policies.
