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The world created by a programmer

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Content IF THE WORLD WAS CREATED BY A PROGRAMMER In THE BEGINNINg, THERE WAS THE HEavEN AND THE EArTH BUT THE EARTH WAS FORMLESS AND BUGGY, WITHOUT DOCUMENTATION BY toggl AND THE PROGRAMMER SAW THAT IT WAS NoT GOOD. THEN YOU SAID "LET ThErE BE LIGHT! BUT THE LIGHT Did NOT COMPILE. On THE SECOND DAY YOU MERGE WATER YOU CREATE A HACK SO THAT LIGHT IS PART OF THE LAND TO CREATE DARKNESS, YoU NEED TO HIDE THE LAND, BUT THAT'S OK CAUSE CREATURES WONT BE ADDED UNTIL LATER. AND STACKOVERFLOW SAID IT'S FINE MAINES BUT BECAUSE OF THE DEPENDENCY, LIGHT BREAKS AS IS ACCIDENTALL LAND FLOODED YOU CHECK STACKOVERFLOW (IN THE DARKNESS IT's THE ThiRD DAY. YOU TRY TO ADD CREATURES YOU ADD THEM IN THE TURNS OUT THE CREATURES IN THE DARKNESS, BUT BROWSER USING COOKIES, THERE'S NO LAND WITHOUT WHICH UNFORTUNATELY NEEDED TO BE ADDED SOONER MAKES THEM MORTAL BUt The CLIent FORGOT To LIGHT, AND YOU CAN'T HAVE LIGHT BECAUSE OF THE MENTION THAT WATER. IT'S THE FOURTH DAY. YOU DECIDE TO USE C TO CREATE A BALLOON YOU ALSO USE STL TURNS OUT THE ISSUES FOR ABSTRACTIONS AND THaT INFLATES THE EARTH IT WORKS OUT GREAT WERE CAUSED BY THE WITH FLAT EARTH DESIGN COMPLICATIONS WHATSOEVER! IT'S ThE FIFtH DaY YOU START ADDING PEOPLE TO HELP You. ON THe SIXTH DAY YoU LOOk AT THE CHAOS YOU CREATED DANGLING YOU DECIDE TO CREATE THEM IN YOUR LIKENESS, WHICH IS A MISTAKE REACT REACT THEY IMMEDIATELY POPULATE THE EARTH WITH HACKS, FADS AND UNNECESSARY JAVASCRIPT LIBRARIES (FUCKIT.JS' QUERY YOU ATTEMPT TO LEAD PEOPLE BACK TO SENSIBLE PROGRAMMING, BUT IT IS TOO LATE- EVERYTHING RUNS ON DEPENDENCIES DAYTIMEAIR.JS HORIZON SEA.JS REALISTIC.WAVES.JS BETTERBANKS.J. BASE.JS ON THE SEVENTH DAY YoU REALLY WANT TO REST, BUT YOU NEED TO ORGANISE ALL You've CREATE GO TOGGL.COM

If the world was created by a programmer

If the world was created by a programmer | programming-memes, programmer-memes, javascript-memes, java-memes, design-memes, stackoverflow-memes, stack-memes, program-memes, try-memes, c++-memes, bug-memes, mongodb-memes, rest-memes, xaml-memes, cli-memes, mongo-memes, overflow-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes, ML-memes, documentation-memes, dependencies-memes, dependency-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content IF THE WORLD WAS CREATED BY A PROGRAMMER in THe BEGINNiNg, THERE WAS THE HEAVEN AND THE EarTH BUT THE EARTH WAS FORMLESS AND BUGGY, WITHOUT DOCUMENTATION BY toggl AND THE PROGRAMMER SAW THAT IT WAS NoT GOOD. THEN YOU SAID "LET TherE BE LIGHT! BUT THE LIGHT Did NOT COMPILE. On THE SECOND DAY, YOU MERGE WATER YOU CREATE A HACK SO THAT LIGHT IS PART THE LANC TO CREATE DARKNESS, YoU NEED TO HIDE THE LAND, BUT THAT'S OK CAUSE CREATURES WONT BE ADDED UNTIL LATER. AND STACKOVERFLOW SAID IT'S FINE MINED BUT BECAUSE OF THE DEPENDENCY, LIGHT BREAKS AS IS ACCIDENTALL' LAND FLOODED YOU CHECK STACKOVERFLOW (IN THE DARKNESS) IT's thE thirD DaY. YOU TRY TO ADD CREATURES YOU ADD THEM IN THE TURNS OUT THE CREATURES IN THE DARKNESS, BUT BROWSER USING COOKIES, THERE'S NO LAND WITHOUT WHICH UNFORTUNATELY NEEDED TO BE ADDED SOONER MAKES THEM MORTAL BUT THE CLIENT FORGOT TO LIGHT, AND YOU CAN'T HAVE LIGHT BECAUSE OF THE MENTION THAT WATER. IT'S THE FOURTH DAY. YOU DECIDE TO USE C YOU ALSO USE STL TO CREATE A BALLOON TURNS OUT THE ISSUES FOR ABSTRACTIONS AND THAT INFLATES THE EARTH IT WORKS OUT GREAT WERE CAUSED BY THE WITH COMPLICATIONS FLAT EARTH DESIGN WHATSOEVER! DANGLING POINTE IT'S ThE FIFTH daY YOU START ADDING PEOPLE TO HELP You. YOU DECIDE TO CREATE THEM IN YOUR LIKENESS, WHICH IS A MISTAKE LEFT -PAD. REACT REACT THEY IMMEDIATELY POPULATE THE EARTH WITH HACKS, FADS AND UNNECESSARY JAVASCRIPT LIBRARIES (FUCKIT.JS' ON The SIXTH DAY YOU LOOk AT THE CHAOS YOU CREATED YOU ATTEMPT TO LEAD PEOPLE BACK TO SENSIBLE PROGRAMMING, BUT IT IS TOO LATE - EVERYTHING RUNS ON DEPENDENCIES HORIZON DAYTIMEAIR.JS SEA.JS REALISTIC WAVES.JS BETTERBANKS.JS BASE.JS ON THE SEVENTH DAY YOU REALLY WANT TO REST, BUT YOU NEED To ORGANISE ALL You've CREATE GO TOGGL. COM

Anonymous Ex-Microsoft Employee on Windows Internals

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If the world was created by a programmer

If the world was created by a programmer | programming-memes, programmer-memes, javascript-memes, java-memes, design-memes, stackoverflow-memes, stack-memes, program-memes, try-memes, c++-memes, bug-memes, mongodb-memes, rest-memes, xaml-memes, cli-memes, mongo-memes, overflow-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes, ML-memes, documentation-memes, dependencies-memes, dependency-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content IF THE WORLD WAS CREATED BY A PROGRAMMER IN THE BEGINNING, THERE WAS THE HEAVEN AND THE EaRTH BUT THE EARTH WAS FORMLESS AND BUGGY, WITHOUT DOCUMENTATION BY toggl AND THE PROGRAMMER SAW THAT IT WAS NOT GOOD THEN YOU SAID "LET THERE BE LIGHT! BUT THE LIGHT DID NOT COMPILE. ON THE SECOND DAY. YOU MERGE WATER YOU CREATE A HACK SO THAT LIGHT IS PART THE LAND TO CREATE DARKNESS, YOU NEED TO HIDE THE LAND, BUT THat's OK CAUSE CREATURES WONT BE ADDED UNTIL LATER AND STACKOVERFLOW SAID IT'S FINE BUT BECAUSE OF THE DEPENDENCY, LIGHT BREAKS AS LAND IS ACCIDENTALL: FLOODED YOU CHECK STACKOVERFLOW (IN THE DARKNESS) IT's The thiRd DaY. TURNS OUT THE CREATURES NEEDED TO BE ADDED SOONER BUT THE CLIENT FORGOT to MENTION THAT You TRY TO ADD CREATURES YOU ADD THEM IN THE IN THE DARKNESS, BUT BROWSER USING COOKIES THERE'S NO LAND WITHOUT UNFORTUNATELY MAKES TuSM MORTAL LIGHT, AND YOU CAN'T HAVE LIGHT BECAUSE OF THE WATFO IT's THE FOURTH DAY. TURNS OUT THE ISSUES WERE CAUSED BY THE FLAT EARTH DESIGN YOU DECIDE TO USE C YOU ALSO USE STI TO CREATE A BALLOON FOR ABSTRACTIONS, AND THAT INFLATES THE EARTH IT WORKS OUT GREAT wITH NO COMPLICATIONS WHATSOEVER! IT'S THE FIFTH DaY YOU START ADDING PEOPLE TO HELP YoU. ON THE SIXTH DAY YoU LOOK AT THE CHAOS YOU CREATED DANGLING I YOU DECIDE TO CREATE THEM IN YOUR LIKENESS, WHICH IS A MISTAKE REACT THEY IMMEDIATELY POPULATE THE EARTH WITH HACKS, FADS AND UNNECESSARY JAVASCRIPT LIBRARIES JESUS. REACT FUCKIT.JS) QUERY YOU ATTEmPT TO LEAD PEOPLE BACK TO SENSIBLE PROGRAMMING BUT IT IS TOO LATE - EVERYTHING RUNS ON DEPENDENCIES. DAYTIMEAIR.JS SEA.JS REALISTIC.WAVES. JS gETTERBANKS.J BASE. JS GIRAFFE.JS ON ThE SEVENTH DAY You realLy want to REST, BUT YOU NEED oRGanISe aLL You've CreaTeD MONGODB TOGGL.COM MaRT VIRKUS ProdrammerHumor.io

Anonymous Ex-Microsoft Employee on Windows Internals

Anonymous Ex-Microsoft Employee on Windows Internals | programmer-memes, developer-memes, html-memes, software-memes, code-memes, computer-memes, java-memes, development-memes, software developer-memes, design-memes, program-memes, server-memes, try-memes, bugs-memes, c++-memes, testing-memes, test-memes, bug-memes, lines of code-memes, random-memes, machine-memes, git-memes, version-memes, data-memes, devs-memes, ios-memes, sql-memes, .net-memes, sql server-memes, xml-memes, database-memes, string-memes, windows-memes, list-memes, performance-memes, sqlite-memes, date-memes, perl-memes, xaml-memes, oop-memes, error-memes, fix-memes, search-memes, release-memes, cli-memes, qa-memes, tested-memes, production-memes, microsoft-memes, compiler-memes, IT-memes, bootstrap-memes, component-memes, idea-memes, ide-memes, mac-memes, bot-memes, ML-memes, documentation-memes, framework-memes, feature-memes, manager-memes, product-memes, rust-memes, operating system-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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