Another One Bites The Dust

The Grim Reaper has been busy making house calls, and the body count tells a story. Visual programming got slaughtered first—drag-and-drop never stood a chance. No-code platforms? Dead in the hallway. Now Death's knocking on the vibe coding door, and judging by the trail of blood, AI-assisted coding is about to join its predecessors in the great repository in the sky.

The progression is chef's kiss: we tried to eliminate code entirely, then we tried to make it pretty, then we tried to just vibe with AI autocomplete. Turns out none of these escape hatches work. Real programmers are still here, still typing, still debugging segfaults at 2 AM. Death can take all the shortcuts he wants, but someone's gotta actually understand what the code does when it inevitably breaks in production.