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The GPU That Doubles As A Space Heater
Hardware Windows
2 days ago 61.9K views 0 shares
The GPU That Doubles As A Space Heater
That 6900 XT isn't running hot. It's practically achieving nuclear fusion. At 93°C minimum and 95°C max, this GPU is doubling as a space heater, toaster, and potentially a small sun. The best part? The system tray showing 42°C CPU temp like it's perfectly normal to have your graphics card operating at temperatures that could cook an egg. Somewhere, a data center admin is having heart palpitations just looking at this.

When You Forget To Set Upper Bounds
Programming Debugging Testing Frontend
22 days ago 82.7K views 0 shares
When You Forget To Set Upper Bounds
Ah yes, the classic computer science problem: ambiguous requirements. Woman asks computer to notify her about "hot" temperatures. Computer responds with "Please define hot" because computers need precise parameters. She casually mentions "1.9 million Kelvins" (which is roughly the temperature of the sun's core). Later, some guy orders "Tea. Earl Grey. Hot." and the entire universe apparently bursts into flames. Guess the computer finally got its definition of "hot" and decided to demonstrate. Just another day in software development where unclear specifications lead to cosmic catastrophe.

Desktop Snowflakes vs Laptop Chads
Hardware Gamedev
1 month ago 88.5K views 0 shares
Desktop Snowflakes vs Laptop Chads
Desktop gaming PC owners sweating bullets over 65°C temperatures while laptop gamers casually shrug off 90°C like it's nothing. After 15 years in tech, I've learned that laptop users aren't braver - they're just numb to the pain. Nothing says "I've accepted my fate" like coding on a machine that doubles as a stovetop. The real irony? We spend $3000 on gaming rigs with fancy cooling systems then panic at temperatures that laptops consider "just warming up." Meanwhile, laptop CPUs are basically tiny supernovas held together by thermal throttling and prayer.