When You Forget To Set Upper Bounds

The utopian future we deserve! Every developer who's spent hours reviewing PRs only to find they're 90% whitespace changes knows this pain. You're trying to find actual code changes but instead get bombarded with indentation fixes, trailing spaces, and line ending normalizations. The meme suggests we'd literally have flying cars and futuristic architecture if GitHub just added a simple toggle to filter out whitespace noise from pull requests. Spoiler alert: GitHub does have this feature (append ?w=1 to diff URLs), but it's buried like a secret cheat code instead of being a prominent button. The real tragedy is how many developer-hours we've collectively wasted squinting at meaningless whitespace diffs when we could've been building this sci-fi paradise instead.

Content A programmer was walking out of door for work, his wife said "while you're out, buy some milk" and he never came home.

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Content CHOP CHOP CHOP AARGH WHAT IS ALL THIS CRAP ? BIN IT COS WHY IS THIS STRUCTURE HERE? WHERE COULD THIS BRIDGE POSSIBLY LEAD THIS SIGN DOESN'T HELP ME MUCH 18 FTHIS IS BRIDGE WHAT A HORRIBLY DESIGNED STREET, MOST INEFFICIENT. GOOD GOD! WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS CONTRAPTION DO? I hate reading other people's code.

Four years of university education reduced to watching obscure Indian coding tutorials at 2 AM. The foundation of that prestigious degree? Some guy named Rajesh explaining bubble sort in a dimly lit room with a $12 microphone. The university charged $40,000 for what this hero delivered for free. Academia's best-kept secret is that we're all just stackoverflow copypasta with student debt.

OH. MY. GOD. An airport projector with a Core i9-12900K, 32GB RAM, and high-end components?! Meanwhile, I'm over here coding on a potato that takes 5 minutes to open Chrome! The absolute AUDACITY of Heathrow to flex this gaming rig just to display flight times while my development machine sounds like a jet engine when I dare to open a second VS Code window. Excuse me while I sob into my pathetically inadequate tech setup that probably cost more than my car. The universe is laughing at us all! 💀