Desktop Snowflakes vs Laptop Chads

Desktop gaming PC owners sweating bullets over 65°C temperatures while laptop gamers casually shrug off 90°C like it's nothing. After 15 years in tech, I've learned that laptop users aren't braver - they're just numb to the pain. Nothing says "I've accepted my fate" like coding on a machine that doubles as a stovetop. The real irony? We spend $3000 on gaming rigs with fancy cooling systems then panic at temperatures that laptops consider "just warming up." Meanwhile, laptop CPUs are basically tiny supernovas held together by thermal throttling and prayer.