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TCP Connection's Brief Pride Celebration
Networking Programming Linux
12 days ago 92.1K views 0 shares
TCP Connection's Brief Pride Celebration
Ah, the classic networking betrayal. First two packets proudly announce their existence and identity, then the third one just unceremoniously terminates the connection. It's like the network equivalent of a company changing their logo back from rainbow after June 30th. The TCP handshake said "hello" only to immediately say "actually, nevermind."

Connectionless
Networking Programming Backend
1 month ago 99.1K views 0 shares
Connectionless
The meme perfectly illustrates the fundamental difference between TCP and UDP protocols. In the TCP world, data is carefully handed from sender to receiver with both parties acknowledging the transfer - like responsible parents making sure their baby is securely passed between them. Meanwhile, UDP is just yeeting the data into the void and hoping someone catches it. No handshakes, no acknowledgments, just pure networking chaos. It's the protocol equivalent of "I threw the data in your general direction, what happens next is not my problem."

TCP Over Cat
Networking Programming
1 month ago 90.3K views 0 shares
TCP Over Cat
Ah, the classic TCP handshake reimagined as "Transfemme Communication Protocol" – where instead of SYN, SYN-ACK, ACK, we've got "nya mrrp meow mrrp" followed by the most aggressive infodump known to mankind. This is painfully accurate. First, you establish connection with cute noises, then once synchronicity is confirmed, you unleash the entire contents of your brain's /var/log directory without warning. No flow control, no congestion avoidance, just pure unfiltered data transfer. Honestly, still more reliable than most corporate VPNs I've had to use.

Do You Even UDP Brah
Networking Programming
2 months ago 134.5K views 1 shares
Do You Even UDP Brah
The title "Do You Even Ud Pbrah" is actually a clever play on "UDP bro" - which is exactly what this meme is about. While drug dealers panic when they lose a few "packets" (of drugs), IT engineers casually sip coffee when UDP packets go missing. That's because UDP (User Datagram Protocol) doesn't care about packet delivery confirmation. Unlike its uptight cousin TCP, UDP just yeets data packets into the void and hopes for the best. No handshakes, no receipts, no tears. Perfect for streaming video or online gaming where speed matters more than perfection. The network equivalent of "whatever gets through is good enough."

UDP Vs TCP: A Tale Of Two Protocols
Networking Programming
2 months ago 161.1K views 2 shares
UDP Vs TCP: A Tale Of Two Protocols
This brilliantly illustrates the fundamental difference between UDP and TCP protocols using a rather risqué analogy. On the left, UDP (Unsolicited Dick Pics) just fires off data without caring if it's received or wanted - no handshakes, no acknowledgments, just 8===D into the void. Meanwhile, TCP (Tasteful Consensual Photos) meticulously establishes a connection, gets consent, sends data, waits for acknowledgment, compliments the receiver, and properly terminates the connection with FIN packets. It's basically the networking equivalent of "shoot first, ask questions never" vs "may I please have permission to transmit, thank you very much, goodbye." The excessive politeness of TCP's 3-way handshake and termination sequence is why your HTTP requests take 69 milliseconds longer than they should.

Tcp Vs Udp
Networking Programming Backend
4 months ago 178.7K views 0 shares
Tcp Vs Udp
Ah, networking protocols explained in their purest form. TCP is that formal guy in a suit, carefully handing over a package, making sure it arrives intact. He'll stand there all day waiting for confirmation. "Did you get it? Please respond. I'm still here waiting..." Meanwhile, UDP is just yeeting packages into the void like a pizza delivery guy who gets paid by quantity, not quality. "I think I threw something in your general direction. Good luck finding it! Not my problem anymore!" After 20 years in the industry, I've learned that both have their place. Need reliability? TCP. Need speed and don't care if a few frames drop in your Zoom call? UDP. It's like choosing between a careful accountant and a chaotic artist - depends if you're filing taxes or throwing paint at a canvas.

The Current Job Market
Javascript Typescript AWS Python Java
4 months ago 562.2K views 0 shares
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Is This Is What Feature Creep Looks Like
Javascript Backend
6 months ago 56.1K views 2 shares
isThisIsWhatFeatureCreepLooksLike | list-memes, http-memes, socket-memes, feature-memes, tcp-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content HttpListener TCPListner Socket writing the bytes by hand and throwing it.

Handy Chart For Hhtprequest Methods
Linux Testing Frontend Backend
7 months ago 104.0K views 0 shares
handyChartForHHTPRequestMethods | server-memes, test-memes, data-memes, date-memes, http-memes, ssl-memes, url-memes, cli-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes, mac-memes, header-memes, tunnel-memes, tcp-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content GET POST PUT DELETE PATCH HEAD OPTIONS TRACE CONNECT HTTP Request Methods trieves data or resource from a specified URL. It is used to retrieve information mactual methods ver. It is used to send data to be essed by the server. It often results in the creation of a new resource on the server. dates the existing resource with the new data. It replaces the entire resource or eates it if it does not exist. letes the specified resource from the server. artially updates the existing resource with the provided data. PATCH request Des not create a new resource if the specified resource does not exist on the rver. trieve onlv the headers of a response. It is used to check the status or headers Of ch or Retrieve the allowed methods and other information of the specified re ource. Th TRACE method echoes back the received request to the client, allowing clients tc inspect the request and see any modifications or additions made by ermediaries. It is mainly used for the diagnostic purposes. nverts the request connection to a transparent TCPIP tunnel, commonly used r establishing secure SSLTLS connections through proxies. TestKarts.com

Certainly an unintended repost but just in case it didn't reach this subreddit
Programming
8 months ago 176.8K views 0 shares
Certainly an unintended repost but just in case it didn't reach this subreddit | excel-memes, image-memes, reddit-memes, subreddit-memes, IT-memes, tcp-memes, udp-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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Found This While Job Hunting
Python Linux Frontend
9 months ago 104.1K views 0 shares
foundThisWhileJobHunting | software-memes, linux-memes, ux-memes, program-memes, requirements-memes, security-memes, oop-memes, user interface-memes, cli-memes, network-memes, edge-memes, ide-memes, ML-memes, graph-memes, tcp-memes, udp-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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C With Classes Is Not Cpp
Programming
9 months ago 46.0K views 0 shares
cWithClassesIsNotCPP | class-memes, tcp-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content I'm a good Cit programmer I am being honest no. only raw. Be honest ever used smart pointers? Thank you