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The Most Epic Hotfix In The Universe
Hardware Networking Devops Programming Debugging
12 days ago 65.2K views 0 shares
The Most Epic Hotfix In The Universe
NASA engineers just performed a remote firmware update on a 46-year-old spacecraft 15 billion miles away with a 45-hour round-trip latency. Meanwhile, I have to restart my IDE three times to get syntax highlighting working properly. The comment about it being "the most epic hotfix direct to production ever" is pure gold—imagine pushing code straight to prod when your rollback plan involves a 45-hour wait to see if it worked. That's not continuous deployment, that's interstellar deployment.

Why Do Astronauts Use Linux?
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21 days ago 73.1K views 0 shares
Why Do Astronauts Use Linux?
The absolute PEAK of dad joke programming humor! A dinosaur comedian delivers the most catastrophically painful pun in the universe: "Why do Astronauts use Linux? Because they can't open Windows in space!" 💀 It's simultaneously SO BAD it's physically painful yet SO GENIUS I can't even handle it. The double meaning is just *chef's kiss* - actual spacecraft windows would cause explosive decompression, while Microsoft Windows would cause... well, equally catastrophic system failures. The dinosaur's smug little face in the third panel knows EXACTLY what crime against humor it just committed.

Who Here Works For NASA
Programming Algorithms Debugging
2 months ago 101.1K views 0 shares
Who Here Works For NASA
Ah yes, because every developer's first instinct when seeing "NASA needs to establish lunar time" is thinking: "Finally! A chance to implement datetime.moon and watch it break absolutely everything!" Just imagine the Stack Overflow questions: "Why is my lunar microservice 2.8 seconds behind Earth production?" or "Help! My app shows different times depending on which side of the moon the user is on!" The real fun begins when some junior dev accidentally uses lunar timestamps for Earth transactions and suddenly everyone's Prime delivery is scheduled to arrive in 29.5 Earth days. Classic.

The Universal IT Solution Reaches Space
Debugging Hardware Physics Programming
2 months ago 133.8K views 0 shares
The Universal IT Solution Reaches Space
NASA, the literal ROCKET SCIENTISTS who put humans on the moon, fixed a multi-billion dollar space telescope with the EXACT SAME TECHNIQUE I use when my Wi-Fi stops working! 💀 The pinnacle of human engineering and astronomical achievement, the Hubble telescope, gets the same treatment as my $20 router from Best Buy. I'm SCREAMING! All those PhDs and fancy degrees, and their ultimate solution was "have you tried turning it off and on again?" The universal IT support mantra transcends even the vacuum of space!

Please God No
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3 months ago 62.4K views 0 shares
Please God No
Content Science • Space NASA confirms it's developing the Moon's new time zone The White House directed the agency to do so by the end of 2026. Will Shanklin Contributing Reporter Fri, Sep 13, 2024 • 2 min read a 9

Free Storage For Everyone
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3 months ago 100.7K views 0 shares
Free Storage For Everyone
Content USB connected Touch to copy files to/from your computer Storage space running out Some system functions may not work 19 Instagram Google Play 32 GB SD Memory Card dilaw fice app Litanies & Demo a1 fiending INSTALL Contains ads A Google user ***** 93/18 Great app ication I installed it twice and received even 64 Gb for freel Finally a place where I can save my passwords and credit card numbers