software developer Memes

Can You Fix My Printer?

Can You Fix My Printer?
The AUDACITY of people when they discover you work in tech! 💻 One second you're having a nice conversation, the next they're asking you to resurrect their ancient printer from the digital graveyard. Like, honey, I write code that makes websites pretty - I don't perform NECROMANCY on your possessed HP LaserJet from 2003! The way that doctor YEETED that clipboard is exactly how I feel when someone says "but you're good with computers" after I explain I can't fix their hardware. The emotional DAMAGE is real!

Insanity

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[text] No job is ever worth your sanity. Software Developers

Technology Is Just Atool

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[text] nasserjunior Remember..you are a Software Developer not a Rails Developer The market is reall 4 toughfcr Rails Developers Technology is just a tool A software developer should be able to use any of them as long as he knows the fundamentals No they require 5 Years experience Socanlapply to thisone dev.nasserjvnior.com

They Make You Stronger

theyMakeYouStronger | developer-memes, software-memes, software developer-memes, bugs-memes, bug-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] T The Developer o SEG Y A Dont be afraid of bugs. They make you stronger. Software developers

Wow

wow | developer-memes, javascript-memes, software-memes, tech-memes, java-memes, software developer-memes, front end-memes, testing-memes, test-memes, react-memes, loc-memes, requirements-memes, angular-memes, typescript-memes, unit test-memes, cli-memes, edge-memes, query-memes, public-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Salary 550-650 Location Dublin City Centre, Dublin, Republic of Ireland Type Contract Start ASAP UI Software Architect 101154 Desired skills: React, Angular, UI, Front End, Java Hybrid (In Ireland), 1 day per week in office 12-month contract We are teaming up with a Dublin-based client who requires a Software Architect who specialises in UI to join their growing team. ' will be joining their team as a technical leader to help define the technical direction and strategy for the existing team. If you have deep technical knowledge of React this could be a great fit for you! Requirements: 6 years' experience as a Software Developer 53 years expertise with React and Angular Strong experience with JavaScript, TypeScript, Query Strong experience in Unit Testing with Jasmine etc

Excellent

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Content FORCE SOFTWARE DEVELOPERS TO USE VIRTUAL DESKTOPS AND AUTOSWITCH IT OFF DALLY

Just Shoot

justShoot | developer-memes, software-memes, tech-memes, software developer-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Don't shoot, I'm software developer THAVE BILLION DOLLAR (DEA FOR APP, YOU CAN MAKE IT? Think Technical Shoof

Feature Enhancement

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Content PUGHLOCK BuMOCK Wheh a software developer add more features to a car

Should We Tell Him

shouldWeTellHim | programming-memes, developer-memes, software-memes, software developer-memes, program-memes, perl-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Nathan Kellert X Knows English 1y I have been working as a fake software developer by copying and pasting for 9 years. I want to learn programming properly and become a real developer. What should I do?

How Hard Could Itbe

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Content Don't shoot, I'm software developer THAVE BILLION DOLLAR (DEA FOR APP, YOU CAN MAKE UT? Shoot imgflp.com

I Choose Violence

iChooseViolence | developer-memes, software-memes, software developer-memes, stack-memes, full stack-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content So, what do you do for living? I'm a Full Stack Software Developer That's perfect timing! I have a problem with my printe-

When The Fix Is Worse Than The Bug

whenTheFixIsWorseThanTheBug | developer-memes, software-memes, software developer-memes, bug-memes, security-memes, fix-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content BECOME MALWARE DEVELOPER AND CREATE CHAOS IN A FEW COMPANIES WITH BAD IT SECURITY BECOME SECURITY SOFTWARE DEVELOPER AND ACCIDENTALLY TAKE DOWN BANKS, AIRLINES, HOSPITALS HUNDREDS OF OTHER COMPANIES