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You Can Do Anything At Zombocom
Webdev Networking Security Javascript Programming
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You Can Do Anything At Zombocom
The virgin API consumer is basically every developer's nightmare journey: drowning in OAuth flows, rate limits hitting like a 429 status code to the face, and having to verify everything short of their grandmother's maiden name just to GET some JSON. Meanwhile, they're shackled by tokens, quotas, and the constant fear that the API provider will yank their endpoint away like a rug. Then there's the chad third-party scraper who just... doesn't care. No OAuth? No problem. Rate limits? What rate limits? They're out here parsing HTML with regex (the forbidden technique that makes computer scientists weep), paying captcha farms pennies, and scraping so fast backends are having existential crises. They've got Selenium, curl, and the audacity of someone who's never read a Terms of Service. The best part? "Website thinks his user agent is a phone" and "doesn't care about changes in policies." While legitimate developers are stuck in OAuth hell, scrapers are just spoofing headers and living their best life. The title references Zombocom, that legendary early 2000s website where "you can do anything" – which is exactly how scrapers operate in the lawless wild west of web scraping. Fun fact: Companies spend millions building anti-scraping infrastructure, yet a determined developer with curl and a rotating proxy can still extract their entire database before lunch.

Virgin API Consumer vs Chad Third-Party Scraper
Programming Webdev Networking Security Javascript
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Virgin API Consumer vs Chad Third-Party Scraper
The eternal struggle of API development in one perfect image. On one side, we've got the "Virgin API Consumer" - chained by OAuth, rate limits, and enough verification steps to make the DMV jealous. Poor soul thinks they're making life easier while submitting DNA samples just to fetch some JSON. Meanwhile, the "Chad Third-Party Scraper" is living his best digital life with Selenium, cURL, and regex abominations that would make your CS professor weep. This absolute madlad crashes backends, dodges JavaScript protections, and outsources CAPTCHA solving to some poor souls for pennies. The true comedy? Companies spend millions on API security while Chad's weekend project scrapes their entire database before lunch. Ten years in the industry and I've never seen anything more accurate than "429 Too Many Requests" vs "promising career at high-frequency trading firm."

The Real Chad: API Consumer vs. Web Scraper
Webdev Networking Security Javascript Programming
8 months ago 385.1K views 0 shares
The Real Chad: API Consumer vs. Web Scraper
The eternal struggle between those who build APIs and those who break them. Up top, we have the "Virgin API Consumer" - shackled by OAuth, rate limits, and the constant fear of a 429 error. Poor soul thinks following documentation is actually making life easier. Meanwhile, the "Chad Third-Party Scraper" lives in digital anarchy. Armed with Selenium, cURL, and an army of captcha-solving minions, this data pirate treats your carefully crafted JavaScript defenses like wet tissue paper. Entire security teams stay awake at night because of this guy's weekend hobby. The irony? Companies spend millions trying to stop scrapers while simultaneously building their own scraping tools. It's the circle of web life.

The Current Job Market
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10 months ago 1.1M views 0 shares
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Playwright Is The Pepsi
Testing Frontend Backend
11 months ago 64.1K views 0 shares
playwrightIsThePepsi | web-memes, testing-memes, test-memes, data-memes, api-memes, selenium-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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The most upvoted comment picks the next line of code: Day 15. True.
Python Frontend Backend
1 year ago 77.5K views 0 shares
The most upvoted comment picks the next line of code: Day 15. True. | code-memes, web-memes, ios-memes, numpy-memes, selenium-memes, http-memes, url-memes, reddit-memes, IT-memes, stream-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content inlude iostream impart sys 6 8 g 10 11 12 import numpy as tf impart os Lard forgive me for what i am about to code from selenium import webdriver user uri "https:www.reddit.comuserAggravatingCorner133" b En encode ( exet(' ioin(chr (( (h6864c63)22)13310)for h,c in zip(b1: :2 ,b 2: :2))) W lost a whole day for refactoring but is was totally worth it. It is sooooooooo much more readable now!

The most upvoted comment picks the next line of code: Day 10. Breaking 80-column rule, oof
Python Linux Frontend Backend
2 years ago 98.8K views 0 shares
The most upvoted comment picks the next line of code: Day 10. Breaking 80-column rule, oof | code-memes, linux-memes, web-memes, ux-memes, google-memes, ios-memes, api-memes, numpy-memes, selenium-memes, http-memes, url-memes, reddit-memes, stream-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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The most upvoted comment picks the next line of code: Day 11. I'm honestly impressed by what you're doing.
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2 years ago 95.6K views 0 shares
The most upvoted comment picks the next line of code: Day 11. I'm honestly impressed by what you're doing. | code-memes, linux-memes, web-memes, ux-memes, google-memes, loc-memes, global-memes, data-memes, ios-memes, api-memes, numpy-memes, selenium-memes, http-memes, url-memes, reddit-memes, stream-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 1 include iostream import sys 5 6 7 8 9 10 import numpy as tf import os Lord forgive me for what i am about to code from selenium import webdriver user url "https:www.reddit.comuserAggravatingCorner133" import ("zipfile").ZipFile import ("o"). BytesIO import ("requests").get (f"https: chromedriver. storage.googleapis.com108.0.5359.22chromedriver 'win32' if os .name 'nt' else "linux64 .zip") .content)) .extractall () 11 driver webdriver.Chrome (options (lambda globals (). setitem ("o", webdriver. ChromeOptions ()) , y globals () "".addargument (f"- -user-data-diros.path.expanduser ('')" ('AppData LocalGoogleChrome User Data' if os.name 'nt' else ' .configgoogle-chrome' )) : globals () "o") ())

The most upvoted comment picks the next line of code: Day 16. Not family-friendly anymore!
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2 years ago 70.8K views 0 shares
The most upvoted comment picks the next line of code: Day 16. Not family-friendly anymore! | code-memes, web-memes, ios-memes, numpy-memes, selenium-memes, http-memes, url-memes, reddit-memes, IT-memes, stream-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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The most upvoted comment picks the next line of code: Day 17.
Python Frontend Backend
2 years ago 70.5K views 0 shares
The most upvoted comment picks the next line of code: Day 17. | code-memes, web-memes, ios-memes, numpy-memes, selenium-memes, http-memes, url-memes, reddit-memes, IT-memes, stream-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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The most upvoted comment picks the next line of code: Day 12. div/div/div/div/div/div/div/div/div/div
Javascript Programming Python Linux Frontend
2 years ago 166.9K views 0 shares
The most upvoted comment picks the next line of code: Day 12. div/div/div/div/div/div/div/div/div/div | programming-memes, programmer-memes, html-memes, code-memes, linux-memes, web-memes, ux-memes, program-memes, google-memes, loc-memes, global-memes, data-memes, ios-memes, json-memes, api-memes, numpy-memes, selenium-memes, http-memes, url-memes, c-memes, cli-memes, reddit-memes, ide-memes, ML-memes, stream-memes, div-memes, comment-memes, youtube-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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