Regulation Memes

Ah yes, because nothing says "dangerous content for children" quite like merge conflicts and dependency hell. Australian lawmakers apparently think kids are out there getting radicalized by pull requests and forking repos. Next they'll classify Stack Overflow as a gateway drug and ban semicolons as harmful punctuation.

Ah yes, Australia's brilliant tech literacy strikes again! Apparently, the dangerous code repositories where developers store their work are just as threatening to children as dance videos and lip-syncing. Someone clearly confused "pushing to master" with some other kind of content. Next up: Stack Overflow to be rated 18+ because all those rejected code snippets might cause emotional damage. The date being 2025 is the cherry on top. At least we have 8 months to prepare for this groundbreaking legislation from people who probably think "git pull" is something you do at a pub.