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Spot on.

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You have to let them play

You have to let them play | programmer-memes, html-memes, programmers-memes, program-memes, ML-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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Me, after making my first program in python

Me, after making my first program in python | python-memes, program-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content YOUR CODE IS WITHOUT A DOUBT THE WORST I HAVE EVER RUN BUT IT DOES RUN

Comp sci professor website starter pack

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Plus history of human evolution

Plus history of human evolution | javascript-memes, java-memes, python-memes, wordpress-memes, mysql-memes, react-memes, sql-memes, laravel-memes, mongodb-memes, mongo-memes, vue-memes, atom-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When the employer wants you to have 6 yrs experience in Javascript, Python, Java, React, Vue, Laravel, Mongodb, Rails, MySQL, Greek History, Aerodynamics, human anatomy etc. just to manage their wordpress site.

❤️ CSS ❤️

❤️ CSS ❤️ | html-memes, css-memes, try-memes, ML-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When you've been trying to position an HTML element with CSS for 2 hours but nothing is working. !important Parry this you fucking casual

Hmm

Hmm... | python-memes, python 3-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Jake VanderPlas akevdp Fun fact: in Python 3, o is a valid identifier. Use this power wisely... 11: 8 8 "hmm. print(o8) hmm..

They never expected honesty

They never expected honesty | html-memes, python-memes, ML-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Most programming languages are actually ok! But Python is better than most and HTML isn't one at all.

Hello darkness my old friend...

Hello darkness my old friend... | python-memes, python 2.7-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Where Kids Cry pycoders Where Men Cry Python 2.7 will retire in... 0 Years 2 19 Months Days 14 Hours Where Legends Cry 32 Minutes 37 Seconds

All the time

All the time | html-memes, loc-memes, lock-memes, ML-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Please disable your ad-blocker Inspect element edit HTML to remove the popup and keep browsing

My First Program Code in Python

My First Program Code in Python | code-memes, python-memes, program-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content usrbinpython import sys for 1 in range(1,11): print i iF i 5: print " elif 1 6 and 1 - 9: print "WHERE ARE ALL THE BRACKETS??" else: print "HOW DO YOU PEOPLE READ THIS SYNTAX EASILY" I wrote my first python program today!

I had to do a double take when installing this VPN

I had to do a double take when installing this VPN | errors-memes, random-memes, version-memes, error-memes, cli-memes, ML-memes, vpn-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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