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This Is Not Going To End Well
AI Security Hardware Gamedev Cloud
11 days ago 152.8K views 0 shares
This Is Not Going To End Well
So we've reached the dystopian future where owning your own hardware is a crime and the AI overlords enforce subscription models for everything. The meme hits different because it's basically where we're already headed—every game company salivating over "games as a service" while you're just trying to play something offline without internet connectivity checks every 5 minutes. The "You're sheltering Nvidia Gforce RTX 5090 32GB aren't you?" line is *chef's kiss* because in this hellscape, having actual gaming hardware becomes an act of rebellion. Like hiding Anne Frank but it's your GPU. They've turned PC gaming into a thought crime where local storage and offline play are contraband. Remember when you could just... buy a game and own it? Yeah, your kids won't. They'll be paying $29.99/month for the privilege of streaming games at 720p with 200ms latency while corporations monitor their every keystroke. Fun times ahead.

We Used To Own Things
Cloud Iot Security Programming
17 days ago 221.4K views 2 shares
We Used To Own Things
Remember when you bought software and it just... worked? No phoning home, no "verify your license," no mandatory updates that brick your workflow. Now your $2000 Adobe subscription needs to check in with the mothership before letting you edit a PNG. Your smart fridge won't dispense ice without WiFi. Your car's heated seats are locked behind a monthly paywall. The shift from ownership to perpetual rental is real. You're not buying products anymore—you're leasing access to features that physically exist in hardware you paid for, but are artificially gated by DRM and always-online requirements. It's the SaaS-ification of everything, where companies realized they can extract infinite revenue from finite purchases. The kicker? When their servers go down or they decide to discontinue the service, your "purchase" evaporates into the cloud. You don't own your games, your music, your tools—you're just renting them until the company decides otherwise. Welcome to the future, where everything is a service and nothing truly belongs to you.

New To Rust: The Borrow Checker Experience
Rust C++ Javascript Programming Python
9 months ago 314.1K views 0 shares
New To Rust: The Borrow Checker Experience
Rust's borrow checker is like that strict parent who treats their kids differently. If you're coming from C/C++ where you could casually throw pointers around like confetti, the borrow checker gently pats your head: "Oh dear, gorgeous, let me help you avoid those memory leaks." But dare you come from Python or JavaScript thinking you can just assign variables willy-nilly? "YOU DONKEY! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE TRYING TO USE THIS VARIABLE TWICE?!" Nothing humbles a high-level programmer faster than Rust screaming about ownership while your code refuses to compile for the 47th time.