Overpriced Memes

Someone finally solved the MacBook's most annoying feature: actually closing when you close it. For just $199, you can physically prevent your laptop from shutting, ensuring those background agents keep running like the resource-hungry daemons they are. Because nothing says "professional developer setup" like a $200 claw forcing your $2000 machine to stay perpetually awake. The "Stays cool" and "Improves airflow" claims are chef's kiss—yes, let's trap heat between two closed aluminum surfaces, that'll definitely improve thermals. Fun fact: macOS background agents are notorious for stopping when the lid closes, breaking everything from file syncs to build servers. The real solution? A free terminal command. But where's the profit in that?