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Because The Code Wasn't Clear Enough...

Because The Code Wasn't Clear Enough...
The sign that says "THIS IS A STOP SIGN" under an actual stop sign is basically every junior developer's commenting style in a nutshell. Why write int counter = 0; // initialize counter to zero when you can state the blindingly obvious? Nothing says "I'm new here" like commenting every single line with its exact function. Next up: adding "// end of if statement" after every closing bracket. The senior devs reviewing this code are dying inside, one redundant comment at a time.

The PC Evangelist's Dilemma

The PC Evangelist's Dilemma
The eternal struggle of every developer who's also a PC enthusiast. There you are, whiteboard marker in hand, desperately explaining frame rates, upgrade paths, Steam sales, and how "but can it run Crysis?" is still somehow relevant in 2023. Meanwhile, your friends stare blankly, wondering why you're having a religious experience over hardware specs when they just want to play FIFA. Two hours later, you're drawing memory architecture diagrams while they've mentally checked out to plan their PS5 purchase. The kicker? They'll text you next week asking for PC build advice anyway.

Junior Dev Writing Documentation

Junior Dev Writing Documentation
Ah, the classic junior dev documentation approach: when in doubt, take a screenshot, add some ALL CAPS text pointing to the obvious, draw an arrow, and don't forget that official signature of approval! This is peak "documentation complete" energy. The button literally says "PUSH TO LOCK" on it already, but our enthusiastic junior has created a whole supplementary user manual for this complex system. Next sprint feature: a 50-page PDF explaining how to use the office microwave.