Because The Code Wasn't Clear Enough...

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The classic "I'm basically a developer now" phase strikes again! Someone downloaded Cursor (a coding-focused text editor) and immediately declared themselves an engineer. Their groundbreaking achievement? Running a local development server and sharing the legendary localhost:3000 link like they've created the next Facebook. Reminds me of that time my nephew installed Python and started calling himself a "machine learning specialist." The localhost link is essentially showing their friend a website that only exists on their own computer - like inviting someone to a party at your house but not giving them your address.

Oh sweetie, you thought job requirements were REALISTIC? The absolute AUDACITY of these recruiters wanting a "junior" developer with a DECADE of experience! Like, honey, did you want me to code in the womb? Should I have been debugging while still on formula? Perhaps I should've mastered JavaScript before learning to WALK?! What's next - requiring 5 years experience in a framework that was released YESTERDAY? The tech industry's time paradox continues to be the most toxic relationship I've ever witnessed!

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Content I'M A PROGRAMMER WHILE WORKING WHILE TRYING TO SLEEP Life of a programmer

Content B 113 1, 205 103 153, 185 5. 131-132, 254 254 233 91, 232 54, 244 154 18, 153, 244 and-line 6, 158 INDEX ptraifft type name 103, 147, 206 push function 77 269 pushback, input 78 pute library function 161, 247 pute macro 176 putchar library function 15, 152, 161, 247 puts library function 164, 247 qsort function 87, 110, 120 qsort library function 253 Quicker, '315. 218, 211. quote character. 19, 37-38, 193 quote character, " 8, 20, 38, 194 r carriage return character 38, 193 raise library function 255 rand function 46 rand library function 252 RANDMAX 252 read system call 170 readdir function 184 readlines function 109 rawline library function 252 recursion 86, 139, 141, 182, 202, 269 recursive -descent parser 123 redirection see inputoutput redirection register, address of 210 register storage class specifier 83, 210 relational expression, numeric value of 42, 44 relational operators 16, 41, 206 removal of definition see undef remove library function 242 rename library function 242 reservation of storage 210 reserved words 36, 192 return from main 26, 164 return statement 25, 30, 70, 73, 225 return, type conversion by 73, 225 reverse function 62 reverse Polish notation 74 library function 248 206