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How Kotlin Developers See Java Developers

How Kotlin Developers See Java Developers
Kotlin developers looking down on Java programmers like they're some ancient evolutionary ancestor. "Look at these primitive creatures still writing 20 lines of boilerplate for what I do in 2." The irony is most Kotlin devs were Java programmers last week before they discovered the cool new toy. They conveniently forget they're running on the same JVM that those "cavemen" built. It's like moving to a nicer neighborhood and pretending you grew up there.

Reject Modernity, Embrace Tradition: The Null-Checking Edition

Reject Modernity, Embrace Tradition: The Null-Checking Edition
The eternal struggle between modern and traditional null-checking approaches! The top shows Kotlin's fancy safe call operator ( nullableThing? ) with the let block—a one-liner that handles nulls elegantly. Meanwhile, the bottom shows the old-school explicit null check with an if statement that your grandfather probably wrote in Java back when dial-up internet was still cool. Developers with Stockholm syndrome for verbose code are nodding in agreement with "Embrace tradition" while secretly knowing the top version is objectively better but requires learning something new. It's like choosing between a smart electric car and a gas-guzzling muscle car because "they don't make 'em like they used to!"

Average Kotlin Experience

Average Kotlin Experience
Every mobile dev's nightmare in one perfect snippet! 😂 The code shows a mobile app that's determined to drain your battery no matter what. If you have internet? Drain battery. No internet? STILL drain battery. There's literally no escape route for your poor phone's battery life. The irony is that while Kotlin was supposed to make Android development more elegant and efficient, many apps still end up as battery vampires regardless of connection status. It's the "damned if you do, damned if you don't" school of mobile development. And let's be honest - this is why your phone is at 20% by lunchtime even though you've barely touched it. Your apps are having a battery-draining party in your pocket, and you weren't even invited!

Regression

Regression
When your coworker discovers Kotlin's idiomatic syntax for the first time and their brain just short-circuits ! That code at the bottom is the programming equivalent of someone smashing their face on a keyboard while screaming internally. The chaotic nesting of curly braces, random question marks, and bizarre method chaining is what happens when you try to be too clever with Kotlin's features. It's like watching someone discover guitar pedal effects for the first time – suddenly EVERYTHING needs distortion! 🎸💥

Why Not Kotlin

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Content rjava 12h 24.7k views Why do people even use Java anymore? Hello! First and foremost, I apologize for any ignorance or nativity throughout this post, I'm still a teenager in college and do 0 174 O 174

Redid my "Your Average [Insert Language Here] Programmer" post but this time in Midjourney

Redid my "Your Average [Insert Language Here] Programmer" post but this time in Midjourney | programmer-memes, program-memes, haskell-memes, matlab-memes, kotlin-memes, c-memes, language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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I Am Cross Platform

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Content When I say I know Flutter Imean I know Dart, Kotlin, Swift, C and G

Opportunity Of Alifetime

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Content About Us: We're a stealth startup on the verge of launching an innovative mobile app on iOS, Android and a web applicationplatform. Our app is built on a modern tech stack, and we're looking for a highly-skilled mobile developer to join as a founding team member. This is an opportunity to be part of something big from the ground up. The Role: As the Founding Mobile Developer, you will take ownership of the entire mobile development process, from architecture and coding to deployment and maintenance. You'll work closely with the founders to shape the product and bring it to market. What You'll Do: Design, develop, and maintain the mobile app on both iOS and Android platforms. Collaborate with cross-functional teams to define, design, and ship new features. Ensure the performance, quality, and responsiveness of applications. Identify and fix bugs, and continuously improve the app's performance. Stay up-to-date with new mobile technology trends, frameworks, and tools. Required Skills: iOS Development: Strong experience with Swift and Xcode. Android Development: Expertise in Java and Android Studio. Knowledge of RESTful APIs and integration of third-party libraries and APIs. Experience with version control (Git, GitHub). Familiarity with mobile UIUX standards and design patterns. Ability to debug and optimize app performance for efficiency. Bonus Skills (Nice to Have): Experience with Kotlin for Android or Obiective-C for iOS. Experience with cross-platform frameworks like React Native or Flutter. Knowledge of cloud services (AWS, Firebase, etc.). Understanding of DevOps and continuous integration tools (Jenkins, GitLab CI). What We're Looking For: A proactive, problem-solving mindset and an entrepreneurial spirit. Strong attention to detail and a passion for building seamless user experiences. Ability to work independently and as part of a small team in a fast-paced startup environment. Willingness to wear multiple hats and tackle various challenges as we scale. Compensation: Equity-Based: Compensation is in the form of equity until we launch and begin generating revenue, after which a salary will be provided

They Banned Who

theyBannedWho | java-memes, kotlin-memes, language-memes, vm-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content rjava Join Kevin Bourrillion, creator of Guava and newest member of the Java Platform Group, banned from rjava Kevin Bourrillion kevinb9n Oh shit (rjaval ukevinb9n is permanently banned from rjava: Hello, You have been permanently banned from participating in rjava because your comment violates this community's rules. You won't be able to post or comment, but you can still view and subscribe to it. Note from the moderators: What part of no JVM languages, exclusively Java is unclear to you? Go to rkotlin to brag If you have a question regarding your ban, you can contact the moderator team by replying to this message Fucking vault dwellers. Geez.

Kotlin In Pictures

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Learn alphabet with programming languages

Learn alphabet with programming languages | programming-memes, html-memes, php-memes, java-memes, unix-memes, program-memes, fortran-memes, vba-memes, windows-memes, scala-memes, powershell-memes, matlab-memes, shell-memes, kotlin-memes, dart-memes, c-memes, ML-memes, language-memes, rust-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content A for Ada B for Basic C for C D for Dart E for ECMAScript F for Fortran G for Go H for HTML I for IDL J for Java K for Kotlin L for Lustre M for MATLAB N for NXC O for OCaml P for PHP Q for QML R for Rust S for Scala T for Tex U for Unix shell V for VBA W for Windows Powershell X for XSLT Y for YaBasic Z for Zig ProarammerHumor.io

I just began to learn programming, here is how I see languages:

I just began to learn programming, here is how I see languages: | programming-memes, html-memes, css-memes, javascript-memes, web development-memes, php-memes, java-memes, python-memes, development-memes, web-memes, program-memes, assembly-memes, c++-memes, terminal-memes, json-memes, swift-memes, ruby-memes, class-memes, kotlin-memes, c-memes, js-memes, IT-memes, c#-memes, mac-memes, ML-memes, console-memes, language-memes, cs-memes, rust-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Language Python Scratch C C Java C Kotlin JavaScript HTML PHP Julia Lua Rust Go Ruby CSS Assembly Swift Terminal ProdrammerHumor.io POV beginner Actually Works "Kids programming language" no hate tho mother of all languages C but better? everything is a class Java but MS edition? Java but better Python but all of the good stuff is replaced with annoying stuff. Not the console Something like JS and HTML?? Python but faster used for custom scripts in games and stuff C but more modern Never head of it something about web development a combination of JSON and wired names to make something look fancy I was told never to even look at it Kotlin but on mac After many attempts, I still have no clue what on earth is going on there.