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The Path Of Least Resistance
Windows Microsoft Linux
21 days ago 178.4K views 0 shares
The Path Of Least Resistance
Oh, the ABSOLUTE TORTURE of modern computing choices! 💻 Homer's journey through the five stages of tech grief is PAINFULLY real! Faced with the Sophie's choice of our generation - upgrading to Windows 11 or *gasp* learning Linux - Homer's soul visibly leaves his body! The dramatic internal struggle! The existential dread! And then... the inevitable surrender to Microsoft's empire. Because let's be honest, who has the emotional bandwidth to learn terminal commands when you just want your computer to work?! The path of least resistance wins again, you beautiful, lazy disaster. I've never felt so seen in my LIFE.

See Mongo DB: Speed At What Cost?
Databases Devops Programming Backend
2 months ago 255.8K views 0 shares
See Mongo DB: Speed At What Cost?
Homer Simpson proudly showing off his bare chest to announce a "NEW REVOLUTIONARY 10X FASTER DATABASE!" while boasting it "DOESN'T WRITE TO DISK, NO ACID" is basically MongoDB in a nutshell. Just like Homer's brilliant ideas, MongoDB sacrificed ACID compliance (Atomicity, Consistency, Isolation, Durability) for speed, making it the perfect choice for developers who think data integrity is just a suggestion. Sure, your queries will fly—right until your server crashes and your precious data vanishes into the void. It's the database equivalent of removing your car's brakes to make it go faster. Revolutionary indeed!

Disaster Recovery: Homer Edition
Devops Security Programming Databases
4 months ago 268.4K views 0 shares
Disaster Recovery: Homer Edition
Oh. My. GOD! The absolute HORROR of attempting disaster recovery without a backup! 😱 On the left, we have the beautiful, organized Homer Simpson cake - the epitome of having your data properly backed up. But the right?! That MONSTROSITY is what happens when your production database crashes at 4:59pm on Friday and your last backup was from 2019! It's not even a proper Homer anymore - it's Homer's sleep-paralysis demon after a three-day coding bender! The sheer PANIC in those eyes speaks to my SOUL! This is why DevOps engineers drink heavily and database admins have that thousand-yard stare!