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You know how language learners are told to immerse themselves and talk to native speakers? Well, when you're learning JavaScript, the "natives" are a chaotic bunch of framework warriors who've been arguing about semicolons since 2009. Instead of helpful guidance, you get three different opinions on whether to use React, Vue, or Angular, a lecture about why you should've used TypeScript, and someone aggressively suggesting you rewrite everything in Rust. Good luck finding a coherent answer when one dev swears by callbacks, another worships promises, and the third has ascended to async/await enlightenment. Learning JS by talking to JS developers is like asking for directions and getting a philosophical debate about the nature of roads.

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That "Capitalism" tag on Call of Duty is hitting harder than a critical exception in production code. Nothing says "authentic gaming experience" like paying $69.99 for the privilege of being reminded that you're participating in the very system that designed the microtransaction hellscape you're about to enter. It's like when your code comments itself with // This is going to hurt later and you ship it anyway.

Oh, the classic "I've been nodding along in meetings for 6 months" syndrome! This poor soul has reached that critical point in every tech project where admitting ignorance feels more terrifying than continuing the charade. Meanwhile, production is probably on fire, deployments are failing, and this person's search history is just "what is devops" and "how to pretend you understand kubernetes." The irony is that actual DevOps engineers spend half their careers explaining what DevOps actually is... to people who should already know!

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