Hot Sauce For The Coding Soul

documentation Technical debt Legacy code Spaghetti code Code quality Clean code Self-review Hindsight Regret

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Hot Sauce For The Coding Soul

legacy-code-memes, self-review-memes, technical-debt-memes, code-quality-memes, documentation-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Nothing quite captures the self-inflicted pain of revisiting your old code like squirting hot sauce directly into your eyeball. You were so proud of that "clever" solution last year—the one with zero comments and variable names like 'x', 'temp', and 'doTheThing()'. Now you're paying the price as you desperately try to decipher what past-you was thinking. The worst part? Realizing you're the villain in your own debugging story.

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