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Content No, HTML is not a real programming language, you're just using tags. There are no algorithms, no classes, you're just putting elements on a screen. You'll never be a real programmer unless vou learn 20 different ways to sort an array, Do you even know what an array is? Web developing is disgusting. Haha HTML goes brbrbrbr brbrbrbrbrbrbr

Ah, the classic "beginner's paralysis." Remember when learning to code was just picking up a book on BASIC or Pascal? Now it's like walking into a pharmacy with 47 different cold medicines when all you wanted was something to stop your runny nose. The tech industry has perfected the art of reinventing the wheel every six months, leaving newbies staring at a buffet of languages and frameworks with absolutely no idea which one won't be obsolete by the time they finish the tutorial. Pro tip from someone who's been coding since punch cards: just pick one and start. The second language is always easier, and the twentieth barely registers as new. Meanwhile, the industry will keep churning out shiny new options like a slot machine that only pays in technical debt.