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Another Day Another Outage

12 hours ago 142.3K views 1 shares

The perfect alibi. Your manager wants you to work, but GitHub is down, which means you literally cannot push code, pull requests are impossible, and your entire CI/CD pipeline is about as useful as a screen door on a submarine. The boss storms in demanding productivity, and you just casually deflect with "Github down" like it's a get-out-of-jail-free card. Manager immediately backs off with "OH. CARRY ON." because even they know that without GitHub, the entire dev team is basically on paid vacation. It's the one excuse that requires zero explanation. No need to justify why you're not coding—everyone in tech knows that when GitHub goes down, the modern software development ecosystem grinds to a halt. You could be working on local branches, sure, but let's be real: nobody's doing that. We're all just refreshing the GitHub status page and browsing Reddit until the green checkmarks return.

The #1 Programmer Excuse For Legitimately Slacking Off (2026 Edition)

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17 hours ago 126.8K views 0 shares

The #1 Programmer Excuse For Legitimately Slacking Off (2026 Edition)

The ultimate get-out-of-jail-free card for developers. When GitHub goes down, it's not just an outage—it's a company-wide productivity apocalypse wrapped in a legitimate excuse. Your manager walks by demanding results? "GitHub is down." Suddenly you're not slacking, you're a victim of circumstances. Can't push code, can't pull updates, can't even pretend to look at pull requests. It's like a snow day for programmers, except instead of building snowmen, you're browsing Reddit and calling it "waiting for critical infrastructure to recover." The beauty is in the legitimacy. You're not lying—you genuinely can't work. Well, you could work locally, but let's not get crazy here. The entire modern development workflow revolves around GitHub like planets around the sun. No version control? That's basically coding in the dark ages. Manager's instant "oh, carry on" is chef's kiss. Even they know the drill. When GitHub's down, the whole dev team enters a state of sanctioned limbo.

We All Know It Is

Git Programming Debugging

1 day ago 181.3K views 0 shares

When you're vibing with terrible code quality, writing nested callbacks six levels deep, zero error handling, and variable names like "x1" and "temp2"... and suddenly your commit counter hits 3251. Nothing says "professional software engineer" quite like watching your crime against computer science get immortalized in git history. The code may be garbage, but hey, at least you're consistently producing garbage. That's what they call velocity in Agile, right?

Google Drive

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2 days ago 174.0K views 0 shares

Using Google Drive as version control? That's like using a butter knife for surgery—technically possible, but everyone watching knows something's gone horribly wrong. The sheer horror on that face says it all. Meanwhile, Git is sitting in the corner crying, wondering where it all went wrong after decades of being the industry standard. Sure, Google Drive has "version history," but let's be real—scrolling through "Code_final_FINAL_v2_actually_final.py" isn't exactly the same as proper branching and merging. But hey, at least it's better than the person who answers "my laptop" with no backups.

When Your Intern Is More Productive Than You

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3 days ago 221.3K views 0 shares

When Your Intern Is More Productive Than You

That fresh-out-of-bootcamp intern just speedran your entire CI/CD pipeline while you were still reviewing their PR for typos. The audacity of youth—no fear of breaking production, no PTSD from merge conflicts, just pure unadulterated confidence. Meanwhile, you're over here triple-checking if your commit message follows the conventional commits spec, running tests locally for the fourth time, and wondering if you should add another comment explaining why you used a for-loop instead of map. The intern? Already merged. Build's green. They're probably on their third feature by now. The real kicker is that you taught them this workflow. You created a monster. A beautiful, efficient, slightly terrifying monster who doesn't know what "legacy code" means yet.

Oh No! Linus Doesn't Know AI Is Useless!

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3 days ago 256.4K views 0 shares

Oh No! Linus Doesn't Know AI Is Useless!

So Linus Torvalds just casually merged a branch called 'antigravity' where he used Google's AI to fix his visualization tool, and then—PLOT TWIST—had to manually undo everything the AI suggested because it was absolutely terrible. The man literally wrote "Is this much better than I could do by hand? Sure is." with the energy of someone who just spent three hours fixing what AI broke in three seconds. The irony is CHEF'S KISS: the creator of Linux and Git, arguably one of the most brilliant minds in open source, got bamboozled by an AI tool that was "generated with help from google, but of the normal kind" (translation: the AI was confidently wrong as usual). He ended up implementing a custom RectangleSelector because apparently AI thinks "builtin rectangle select" is a good solution when it absolutely is NOT. The title sarcastically suggests Linus doesn't know AI is useless, but honey, he CLEARLY knows. He just documented it for posterity in the most passive-aggressive commit message ever. Nothing says "AI is revolutionary" quite like manually rewriting everything it touched.

Ultimate Betrayal

Git Webdev Security Programming Frontend

4 days ago 145.7K views 0 shares

Someone just nuked an entire FAQ section from Firefox's codebase—specifically the one where they pinky-promised to never sell your personal data and protect you from advertisers. You know, that whole "That's a promise" bit that made Firefox the good guy in the browser wars. The diff shows -8 lines of pure idealism being deleted. No additions. Just... gone. Like deleting your principles from version control because, well, business is business. The irony is chef's kiss—removing the promise about protecting privacy in a commit that's now permanently documented in git history. Nothing says "we changed our minds about that whole privacy thing" quite like yeeting it from the source code. The real kicker? This is in the Firefox repo itself. The browser that built its entire brand on NOT being Chrome just casually deleting their privacy manifesto. At least they're honest about it... in the most passive-aggressive way possible.

O Git Hub Of The Lake What Is Your Wisdom

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4 days ago 139.8K views 0 shares

O Git Hub Of The Lake What Is Your Wisdom

The GitHub Octocat has emerged from the depths to deliver the most painful truth in software development: your "original" idea is definitely sitting in some dusty repo somewhere. Plot twist? It exists in four different states of completion—two abandoned attempts, one elegant solution that somehow works, and one cursed implementation with zero documentation that probably summons demons at runtime. The broken heart emoji really drives home that special feeling when you discover your weekend project already exists with 50k stars and was archived in 2019.

Which One Of You Clowns Did This

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6 days ago 288.4K views 0 shares

The office whiteboard hall of fame vs. hall of shame is giving major chaotic energy. Spongusv gets the gold star for reviewing 12 PRs (probably caught every missing semicolon and suggested renaming variables to be more "semantic"). Meanwhile, Bingus decided to speedrun their villain arc by taking down Cloudflare. You know, just casually disrupting a significant chunk of the internet's infrastructure. The duality here is *chef's kiss*—one dev is grinding through code reviews like a responsible team player, while the other is out here committing acts of digital terrorism. Someone check Bingus's git history because I'm betting there's a rogue deployment script with a commit message that just says "YOLO" or "fix bug" followed by 47 fire emojis. Plot twist: Bingus probably just fat-fingered a DNS config change during their Friday afternoon deploy. Classic.

Git Master Branch Name

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6 days ago 281.1K views 0 shares

So Git decided to rename "master" to "main" for inclusivity reasons, which is cool and all. But then some absolute psychopath suggested "trunk" as an alternative because SVN nostalgia or something. Like, we're out here trying to make version control friendlier and someone's like "let's name it after a large storage compartment in a car." The face progression says it all—going from happy acceptance of change to pure existential dread at the thought of typing "git push origin trunk" for the rest of your career. Trunk-based development is already a thing, so now we've got namespace collision in our terminology. Chef's kiss of confusion.

Works On My Machine

Git Devops C++ Programming Debugging

7 days ago 179.3K views 0 shares

Oh honey, the AUDACITY of this commit message! Our dear developer just casually dropped "I'M SO STUPID" as their commit message after realizing they hardcoded their entire local file path like it's 1999. Behold the crime scene: they went from /.../ to a nice, clean relative path ./out/build/x64-release . You know, like someone who understands that OTHER PEOPLE exist and might want to run this code on their machines too! The classic "Works On My Machine" energy is absolutely RADIATING from this commit. Nothing quite captures the developer experience like confidently pushing code that only works in your specific environment, then having to do the walk of shame 4 hours later with a self-deprecating commit message. We've all been there, bestie. We've ALL been there.

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