Game updates Memes

Diablo 2 launched in 2000 and Blizzard just dropped a new character class in 2024. That's 24 years of waiting (okay, the meme says 26 but who's counting). Meanwhile, this guy's at a party casually mentioning this earth-shattering news while everyone else is busy having normal human interactions. The joke? Gamers will obsess over a decades-old game getting an update while their significant others are left wondering why their partner is more excited about a pixelated necromancer than their anniversary. The commitment to a 24-year-old game is honestly more stable than most relationships. Blizzard really said "legacy support" and meant it literally.

Game devs be like: "Check out our new season with adorable pet companions and exclusive player skins!" Meanwhile, the UI that hasn't been updated since 2012 is literally a skeleton at the bottom of the ocean. And don't even get me started on those "new mechanics" drowning in the shallow end while everyone pretends not to notice. Classic case of "we fixed the cosmetic shop but forgot to fix the server that crashes every 20 minutes." Priorities, am I right?