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Compute Fibonacci In JavaScript

19 hours ago 148.5K views 0 shares

JavaScript's type coercion strikes again. Someone tried to compute the Fibonacci sequence but forgot that adding strings together doesn't do math—it does concatenation. So instead of getting 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, you get "1", "11", "111", "1111"... just progressively longer strings of ones. It's like watching someone try to do arithmetic with duct tape. The best part? The code probably ran without errors. JavaScript just silently nodded and said "yeah, this seems fine."

Dynamic Programming Cooks Everyone

Algorithms Programming

5 months ago 290.8K views 0 shares

Oh. My. GOD. You're SAILING through the interview, answering every question like the coding GENIUS you are, when suddenly the interviewer drops the D-bomb - DYNAMIC PROGRAMMING! 😱 Your brain immediately freezes like a Windows 98 machine trying to run Cyberpunk. That thousand-yard stare? It's the universal signal of a developer whose confidence just plummeted faster than a production server during a demo. Dynamic programming is that special kind of algorithmic TORTURE where you break down problems into sub-problems, but the only thing actually breaking down is YOUR WILL TO LIVE. Fibonacci sequences? Knapsack problems? More like "watch me sweat through my shirt" problems!

When Recursion Is Too Mainstream

Java Algorithms Programming

6 months ago 285.7K views 1 shares

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of this developer! 💀 Instead of implementing the elegant recursive Fibonacci formula, this chaotic evil genius just hardcoded ALL THE VALUES in a switch statement like some kind of mathematical barbarian! The function is literally named "fib" but there's not a single calculation happening - just a glorified lookup table masquerading as actual code. This is what happens when someone takes "work smarter not harder" to its most horrifying extreme. The face peeking at the bottom is all of us witnessing this algorithmic war crime!

HTML: The Programming Language Debate Finally Settled

Programming Webdev Javascript Frontend

8 months ago 210.4K views 0 shares

HTML: The Programming Language Debate Finally Settled

The eternal debate rages on! While "normies" insist HTML isn't a programming language, some absolute madlad created PLHTML - a cursed abomination that implements a Fibonacci sequence generator entirely in HTML attributes . This is the programming equivalent of saying "watch me" right before doing something horrifically unnecessary just to prove a point. The creator even added custom tags like <var> , <data> , and <output> with attributes like data-while to simulate actual programming constructs. The right side shows it actually works! This is what happens when spite becomes a programming motivation. Somewhere, a computer science professor is sobbing uncontrollably.

What A Fib

Programming Algorithms Math Debugging

9 months ago 218.7K views 0 shares

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute MADNESS of using Fibonacci spacing for code indentation! 💀 Like, imagine scrolling through this monstrosity where each level of nesting jumps exponentially further to the right! By the time you hit the 7th level of nesting, your code has practically fallen off the edge of the universe! Your horizontal scroll bar is BEGGING for mercy! This is the coding equivalent of building a staircase where each step is progressively wider than the last until you need a JETPACK to reach the bathroom. Pure chaotic evil masquerading as mathematical elegance!

The Five-Minute Fibonacci Fantasy

Math Algorithms Programming

10 months ago 232.2K views 0 shares

Oh sweet summer child, you thought drawing a Fibonacci spiral would be a quick little task? THE AUDACITY! One minute you're like "I'll just whip up this simple mathematical pattern" and the next thing you know, you're in the seventh circle of algorithm hell, questioning your life choices while drowning in research papers about the golden ratio and recursive number sequences. It's the classic developer trap - what seems like a 5-minute job morphs into an existential crisis where you're suddenly contemplating if the universe itself follows the Fibonacci sequence. The look of pure defeat in that second panel is basically my soul leaving my body every time I underestimate a "simple" coding task.

The Dual Nature Of Computing

Algorithms Hardware Gamedev Math Programming

10 months ago 342.0K views 0 shares

The duality of computing in one perfect meme! On the left, we've got Buff Doge calculating the millionth Fibonacci number faster than you can finish reading about it—pure computational flex. Meanwhile, Crying Doge on the right is having an existential crisis trying to run a decades-old game that probably required less processing power than your smart fridge. Nothing captures the absurdity of modern computing better than having machines that can simulate nuclear explosions but choke on legacy code written when dial-up was considered high-tech. The true paradox of our industry: simultaneously too powerful and not compatible enough.

Fast Computer? More Like Fast Exit

Algorithms Math Programming Debugging

10 months ago 252.9K views 0 shares

Ah, the classic Fibonacci trap! What the engineer doesn't realize is that calculating the 80th Fibonacci number is actually a computational nightmare with naive recursion. The time complexity is O(2^n) - meaning your algorithm basically doubles its work with each step. While the dad thinks he's asking a simple question, he's actually posing a problem that would make even a decent computer cry. Without memoization or dynamic programming, that poor engineer's PC would probably burst into flames before reaching F(80)! And that, kids, is why you always optimize your algorithms before meeting your girlfriend's father.

The Cursed Js Box Model

Javascript

1 year ago 86.3K views 0 shares

theCursedJsBoxModel | function-memes, console-memes, fibonacci-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Fibonacci sequence with memoization ; function fib (n, memo) if (n in memo) return memo n if (n 2) return 1 memo n fib(n - 1, memo) fib (n - 2, memo) return memo n ? ? console. log(fib (50))

Fibonacci Tweet

Databases Backend

1 year ago 90.2K views 0 shares

Fibonacci Tweet | IT-memes, rds-memes, space-memes, fibonacci-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Brian Bilston brianbilston 11h wrote a poem in a tweet but then each line grew to the word sum of the previous two until I began to worry about all these words coming with such frequency because as you can see, it can be easy to run out of space when a poem gets all Fibonacci sequency

Think Smarter Not Harder

Programming

1 year ago 83.3K views 0 shares

thinkSmarterNotHarder | function-memes, fibonacci-memes, interview-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Interviewer: "Write a function to get the nth Fibonacci number" My solution: const fib n Math. floor(1Math.sqrt (5) (Math. pow((1 Math. sqrt (5)) 2, -Math.pow ( (1 - Math. sqrt (5)) 2, n) )) The interviewer:

Super Computer Vs Recursive Fibonacci

Javascript Python Java

1 year ago 138.3K views 0 shares

SuperComputerVsRecursiveFibonacci | computer-memes, recursive-memes, fibonacci-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content FINALIA SUPER COMPUTER THAT CAN HANDLE EXOFLOOPS LETS SEE IF IT CAN CALCULATE THE 10000TH FIBBONACCI NUMBER int fibbonacci(int n) if(n 0)4 return 0; else if(n 1) return 1; else return (fibbonacc1 (n-1) fibbonacci (n-2)) ; ingflip.com

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