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Probably Wrong Flowchart
Databases AI Webdev Programming Backend
25 days ago 94.3K views 0 shares
Probably Wrong Flowchart
Ah, the eternal quest for the perfect search engine—a journey more convoluted than trying to explain to your mom why her computer is slow. This flowchart perfectly captures the existential crisis of modern developers. On one path, you've got the vector search hipsters who think they're too cool for regular search (spoiler: they are). Then there's the keyword search folks desperately seeking fault-tolerance like it's the last slice of pizza at a dev meetup. My personal favorite is the "petabytes of logs" branch. Do you really need so many logs? Well... YES . Because nothing says "I'm a serious engineer" like hoarding data you'll never actually look at. And then there's the person who just wants Google without the AI hallucinations. Sorry buddy, wrong flowchart—but I feel your pain. We all miss the days when search results weren't trying to predict your existential crises. The real genius here is how accurately it portrays our decision-making process: a chaotic mess of technical requirements, personal preferences, and completely arbitrary choices that somehow ends with us picking whatever was mentioned in that conference talk we half-listened to last month.

Dev Ops In Five Days
Python AWS Azure Linux Backend
3 months ago 72.1K views 0 shares
devOpsInFiveDays | code-memes, tech-memes, python-memes, management-memes, server-memes, aws-memes, google-memes, git-memes, version-memes, security-memes, bash-memes, azure-memes, docker-memes, performance-memes, elasticsearch-memes, jenkins-memes, search-memes, monitor-memes, cloud-memes, terraform-memes, puppet-memes, kubernetes-memes, container-memes, devops-memes, prometheus-memes, cs-memes, cse-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Excited about DevOps? ... See more Created by: Rocky Bhatia in learnwithrockyonatia.com Your Gateway for Tech Learning Roadmap to Master DevOps Understand the DevOps Culture Grasp Core DevOps Principles GIT Version Contre Sustems Kubernetes Container orchestral Docker Containerisation SOBICH Puppet Infrastructurc as Code Jenkins Continuous Integration A Ansible Configuration Management Continuous Delivery Fundamentals Blue-Green Deployments Prometheus Infrastructure Monitoring Elasticsearch Log Management Security and Compliance Basics BashPython Scripting Auromation Terraform Infrastructure Provisionina Performance Tuning and Benchmarking Disaster Recovery Strategies Continuous Deployment Best Practices AWS, Azure, or Google Cloud Platorm cloud Platform! Istio Istio Service Mesh Architectures enta Learning DevOps Culture Revisited Serverless Architectures in DevOps GO 1,189 36 comments 202 reposts

And Databases Started Charging Per Tx
Testing Databases Backend
10 months ago 6.3K views 0 shares
andDatabasesStartedChargingPerTx | backend-memes, data-memes, database-memes, elasticsearch-memes, search-memes, production-memes, query-memes, cs-memes, cse-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Hey you going to sleep now? You read what Unity did right? Yeah I'm a backend dev. Don't care What if ElasticSearch started charging per query in production?

Ayo.. look at this JD
Javascript AWS Programming php Python
2 years ago 40.0K views 0 shares
Ayo.. look at this JD | programming-memes, developer-memes, html-memes, css-memes, javascript-memes, code-memes, computer-memes, tech-memes, technology-memes, php-memes, java-memes, python-memes, computer science-memes, development-memes, web-memes, design-memes, designer-memes, graphic design-memes, management-memes, stack-memes, program-memes, server-memes, aws-memes, testing-memes, test-memes, mysql-memes, react-memes, node-memes, node.js-memes, global-memes, git-memes, version-memes, version control-memes, data-memes, requirements-memes, sql-memes, .net-memes, angularjs-memes, angular-memes, excel-memes, ruby-memes, database-memes, laravel-memes, mongodb-memes, oracle-memes, forms-memes, scala-memes, function-memes, api-memes, rest-memes, unit test-memes, user interface-memes, elasticsearch-memes, flask-memes, search-memes, mongo-memes, servers-memes, redis-memes, vue-memes, sass-memes, ide-memes, bot-memes, ML-memes, tests-memes, webpack-memes, language-memes, front-end-memes, back-end-memes, devops-memes, cs-memes, cse-memes, framework-memes, feature-memes, full stack-memes, product-memes, graph-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 79 8 41 57 0 Job Description Angular Js AWS Elasticsearch Redis MongoDB Full stack developers will be required to see out a project from conception to final product, Requiring good organizational skills and attention to detail. Working Experience: 5-6 Years Full Stack Developer Responsibilities: Design and implementation of the overall web architecture Designing user interactions on web pages. Staying abreast of developments in web applications and programming languages. "Pixel-perfect" implementation of our approved user interface Creating servers and databases for functionality deployment. Ensuring the entire stack is designed and built for speed and scalability Design and construction of our REST API Integrating our front-end UI with the constructed API Design and implementation of continuous integration and deployment Ensuring cross-platform optimization for mobile phones. Ensuring responsiveness of applications. Working alongside graphic designers for web design features. Seeing through a project from conception to finished product. Designing and developing APIs. Meeting both technical and consumer needs. Full Stack Developer Requirements: Degree in computer science. Strong interpersonal, organizational and project management skills. Proficiency with fundamental front-end languages such as HTML, CSS, and JavaScript especially Node.is elastic search. Proficiency with server-side languages such as Python, Ruby, Java, PHP, and .Net - Server management and deployment for the relevant environment Familiarity with database technology such as MySQL, Oracle, and MongoDB - Database design and management, including being up on the latest practices and associated versions Familiarity with AWS working and Devops experience. Familiarity with a relevant and globally supported framework-both front-end and back-end, if necessary-(e.g., React, Vue, Laravel or Flask ) Ideally, familiarity with CSS preprocessors, bundlers, and associated languagessyntaxeslibraries (e.g., Sass, Less, and webpack) Excellent verbal communication skills. Good problem-solving skills. Attention to detail. Understanding of user experience and possibly even product strategy Experience implementing testing platforms and unit tests Proficiency with Git ( or another version control system as required) Appreciation for clean and well documented code