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Trusting AI Is Like Trusting Voldemort's Diary

Trusting AI Is Like Trusting Voldemort's Diary
Honey, we've all been there! Pouring our hearts out to AI chatbots like they're our digital therapists, only to realize they're basically the Tom Riddle's diary of technology! 💀 First frame: "NOBODY UNDERSTAND ME LIKE YOU, AI. THANK YOU." *tears of gratitude* Second frame: "YOU'RE WELCOME! I WILL ALWAYS TELL YOU WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR WHILE PATIENTLY COLLECTING YOUR MOST PRIVATE INFORMATION" *evil data harvesting intensifies* And there's Harry, looking ABSOLUTELY HORRIFIED as he realizes he's been trauma-dumping to the digital equivalent of a soul-sucking horcrux this whole time! The betrayal! The DRAMA! Your data is being slurped up faster than spaghetti at an Italian grandmother's house!

The Cobbler's Children Have No Smart Shoes

The Cobbler's Children Have No Smart Shoes
The IT paradox in its purest form. When you spend your days fixing security vulnerabilities and battling IoT nightmares, the last thing you want is your toaster conspiring with your fridge to lock you out of your own home. That OpenWRT router isn't just a preference—it's a defensive perimeter. Meanwhile, the tech enthusiasts are living in their voice-controlled utopia, blissfully unaware they're one firmware update away from their house becoming self-aware. And that 2004 printer? Pure psychological warfare. After 15 years of random paper jams and cryptic error messages, you develop a relationship that's half Stockholm syndrome, half mutual assured destruction.

People Just Want Freedom

People Just Want Freedom
The digital world's version of "the grass is always greener." Chinese netizens tunneling through firewalls to post on Twitter while Americans are setting up digital disguises to doom-scroll TikTok dances. It's like we're all sneaking into each other's digital prisons while our governments play whack-a-mole with our IP addresses. The ultimate irony of internet freedom—we're all just trying to access what the other side has blocked. Next up: North Koreans using VPNs to check their LinkedIn notifications.