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I Bypassed Age Verification Using This Image

I Bypassed Age Verification Using This Image
When you need to prove you're 18+ but your ID shows a date of birth from 1303 BC. Nothing says "legally an adult" quite like being born during the reign of Ramesses II. The profession field listing "King (deceased)" is the cherry on top—technically accurate, and definitely old enough to view that content. Security systems really need better validation for dates that predate the Gregorian calendar.

Set Date Of Birth Validation To 150 Years Old What Could Go Wrong

Set Date Of Birth Validation To 150 Years Old What Could Go Wrong
So you thought setting your date of birth validator to accept anyone under 150 years old was being GENEROUS and INCLUSIVE? Congratulations, you've just granted Pharaoh Ramesses II a valid passport in 1976. The man died in 1303 BC and somehow your validation logic was like "yeah, seems legit, he's only 3,279 years old, well within our acceptable range!" This is what happens when developers write validation rules at 2 PM on a Friday thinking "nobody will EVER need to enter a date that old." Meanwhile, Egypt's out here issuing official government documents to mummies for restoration trips to France, and your form is just nodding along like "welcome aboard, your majesty." The real kicker? Someone at the Egyptian passport office in 1974 had to manually enter "-/+/1303 BC" into whatever system they were using, and it WORKED. Edge cases aren't just theoretical anymore when you're dealing with royalty that's been dead for three millennia. Maybe next time set that validation to "must be alive" instead of just "reasonably old."

Happy New

Happy New
When you're so confident it's gonna be a short year that you hardcode the max date to 2025, then January 1st hits and you're frantically pushing hotfixes to bump it to 2026. Nothing says "professional software development" quite like annual date validation updates. At least someone's job security is guaranteed – see you next December for the 2027 patch!

Happy New Leap Year

Happy New Leap Year
Someone's date validation logic just took a vacation. December 32nd, 2025 – because apparently months now have 32 days when your code doesn't properly handle date boundaries. This is what happens when you trust user input or forget that not all months are created equal. Somewhere, a developer is debugging why their New Year's Eve party invitations are arriving in the void. The battery icon desperately clinging to life is the perfect metaphor for the state of this system's datetime handling. Fun fact: December 32nd doesn't exist, but edge cases in production absolutely do.

If Month Equals 12 Then

If Month Equals 12 Then
This elevator is living in the year 2025 with 13 months! Classic programmer oversight - when your date validation lets month=13 slip through. The elevator's showing "2025/13/01" because some poor dev forgot that arrays don't always start at 0. Now we're all stuck in the mythical 13th month riding to the 4th floor. This is what happens when you test in production and your error handling is just "meh, it compiles." The computer calendar apocalypse has begun, one elevator display at a time!