date Memes

You Know What Language It Is
Javascript Webdev Programming Debugging Frontend
7 days ago 74.4K views 0 shares
You Know What Language It Is
OH MY GOD, JavaScript's date handling is the ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE that keeps on giving! 😱 First, you create a date for March 9th, 2025, and everything seems fine. Then BAM! getDay() returns 0 because it's Sunday (not the 9th day, you fool!). But WAIT, it gets worse! getMonth() returns 2 because January is month ZERO in this twisted universe! And the grand finale? getYear() returns 125 because it counts years since 1900! WHO DESIGNED THIS MADNESS?! The emotional journey from confusion to horror is just *chef's kiss* the quintessential JavaScript experience. The rage is real, people!

First Day Of Week
Programming Javascript Debugging
1 month ago 77.4K views 0 shares
First Day Of Week
The eternal holy war of array indexing. Programmers are divided into two camps: those who believe weeks should start on Monday (index 0) like ISO standard, and those who think Sunday (index 0) makes sense because... America? Meanwhile, JavaScript's Date object betrays everyone by making Sunday index 0 but Monday index 1. The real crime here isn't the starting day—it's that we're all wasting precious debugging hours arguing about it instead of fixing that memory leak nobody wants to touch.

sudo npm update
Javascript Linux Frontend
2 months ago 115.8K views 0 shares
sudo npm update | date-memes, sudo-memes, npm-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When I get better I'm going to learn Js

Jira Fans Issue Is Now Work Item
Programming
2 months ago 37.6K views 0 shares
jiraFansIssueIsNowWorkItem | date-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content uAtlassianCommunity Promoted BIG news, Jira fans! We're changing the term "Issue" to a more inclusive option-welcome "Work item" or "Task." For all the details on this important change, check out our community post in the Jira group. Jira Update: 'Issue' is Now 'Work Item' or 'Task' community.atlassian.com Learn More

Updates Are Amazing
Programming
2 months ago 42.8K views 0 shares
updatesAreAmazing | developer-memes, date-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Before XZ was hacked Application: slower by .5s Developers: "Great, new updates" After XZ was hacked Application: slower by .55 Developers:

If it works, it works. But you can never change it again.
Databases Backend
2 months ago 88.6K views 0 shares
If it works, it works. But you can never change it again. | string-memes, function-memes, date-memes, IT-memes, rds-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content if "discard" as args 0: if len(args) 2: Discards only the specified cards if specified cards are provided. Function also sets the hand post-discarding. GETS THE CARDS KEYS FROM THEIR DISPLAY NAMES BECAUSE THE USER CANNOT SEE THE KEYSIDS. DON'T TOUCH THIS. DON'T TOUCH THIS. keytuples (deckLoaded (1) ("name"), 1) for 1 in deckLoaded) DON'T TOUCH THIS. valid cardkeys ( DON'T TOUCH THIS for usersubstring in args 1:1: DON'T TOUCH THIS. tempcandidatekeys DON'T TOUCH THIS. for display name, cardkey in keytuples: DON'T TOUCH THIS. if usersubstring. lower() in displayname. lower(): DON'T TOUCH THIS. tempcandidatekeys.append (cardkey) DON'T TOUCH THIS nondupekeys DON'T TOUCH THIS. for 1 in tempcandidatekeys: DON'T TOUCH THIS. if (1 in cardhand) and (not (str(i) in valid card keys)): DON'T TOUCH THIS. nondupekeys.append (i) DON'T TOUCH THIS. if nondupekeys: DON'T TOUCH THIS. validcardkeys.append (nondupekeys 0) DON'T TOUCH THIS. DON'T TOUCH THIS. DON'T TOUCH THIS

Just Ship It
Testing
2 months ago 57.5K views 0 shares
justShipIt | code-memes, test-memes, date-memes, IT-memes, idea-memes, ide-memes, startup-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] Write code for an MVP. Market validates the idea Make it quick and dirty to test the market. Quick and Dirty is now your startups entire architecture

Nah Im On The Dev Branch
Programming
2 months ago 54.7K views 0 shares
nahImOnTheDevBranch | date-memes, release-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] bletchley punk B alicegoldfuss dudes are so obsessed with being alpha males like where can find a stable release male with some uptodate docs 233 AM 01 Sep 17

Quick Status Update
Programming
2 months ago 35.1K views 0 shares
quickStatusUpdate | date-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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It Was Announced Way Back2022
Programming
2 months ago 44.8K views 0 shares
itWasAnnouncedWayBack2022 | programming-memes, program-memes, google-memes, date-memes, language-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content O Brie Gai Any update on Carbon programming language? Google? Anyone?

Dark Mode
Programming
2 months ago 85.2K views 0 shares
darkMode | date-memes, validation-memes, oop-memes, infinite loop-memes, infinite-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Telmo telmo 1d Working on some form validations. Date of birth DD-MM-YYYY Sorry, someone already borned on this day. 46 17 398 1,814 8 Telmo telmo Dark mode looks great. Address 1 Infinite Loop This is awkward, another user lives on this address already.

All Protocal Must Be Observed
Programming
2 months ago 64.6K views 0 shares
allProtocalMustBeObserved | programming-memes, program-memes, try-memes, date-memes, twitter-memes, retweet-memes, manager-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Scott Hanselmen and 8 others fallow Kelly Vaughn kuly I'd love to watch a movie where programming is accurately depicted. A team is trying to quickly build an app that will save the world. The app won't compile. Someone keeps adding to the scope. The project manager is asking for an update every 15 minutes. 8:20 AM - Oct 2, 2019 Twitter for Andtoid 189 Retweets 1.1K Likes 17 Kelly Vaughn m kvlly - 6h Replying to kvlly "You're not following proper agile protocol!" "Joe, this is a life or death situation. Do I REALLY need to open a ticket for this?" "Yes." Q 28 17 48 O 519