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Class Of Programmers

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Content Left Terror Cell Asset Has a PhD Actively targets CS maiors. CCP Cybersecurity Engineer Linux Kernel Engineer Unemployed Graduate Has a decendA can' write a resu Applied to 200 obs Minecraft Modder Williterally only brosram for Open-Source Developer Started coding dicer they waccie the hate has 10 in the Masters Student All heir rends are emploved Regrets pursuing higher educatio Independent Game Developer has n attormer rames for 34.3g on Steam, sells Authoritarian VR Chat Dev Investment Firm Hasn'been ourside since March 2020 Developer One of 3 devs in the whole company Made 65k Legacy Codebase Programmer Maintains a Government Contractor Makes below-average salar The CS Professor confecenters divan sos Devops Hasn't sleottor 2 hou On call 247 FANG Engineer Has solved every cetcode program Asp.Net Dev Only knows Cs and SOL. Laid Off Engineer Spent 10 years in the same job. doy a new gra promo update All-Women Startup Carbon Developer 1.7M followers on Linkedin, Language released 2 weeks ago, culture in "Disrupting' Will fervently defend Carbon on al 13K points on Stack Overflow Knows deep down abandoned by Goo AAA Game Dev JavaScript Dev Never wont to college craned Worked go hours his Tries to interset with damere on Knows Data Science Engineer Dion cover Eastern European Developer Makes S15kyear Milacceptany Gitlab ticket Empornium Admin Expert in peer-to-peer data transfer Weheite lil haen't changed since GENAS Libertarian Lockheed Martin Rocket Telemetry Engineer Has to pass a drug The Fed ber of extremis Discor Ex-military Engineer on HR-mandated Paid Leave sexua harassment Will get fired In aweeks Electrical Engineer Took one procramming class in colles NSA cybersecurity asset Has access to state secrets will he assassinated by the sovemment after they've completed their The Saudi Exchange Student Vent to an American niversitu Returned to Saudi Arabia to work for a The Job Hopper Will switch jobs every 12 months, gets a 20' raise every time Contributes bai on 4Chan John McAfee Wanted by federal authorities had a chance to cash out ears Python Developer spends hou Schizophrenic Developer Defense Contractor Contributes to develooment of someone go a Silk Road Admin Wanted by the FB Onlv uses oublic wisrand Tails

We Are Building Amonstrosity

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Content ITS TypeScripts I implemented your ideas. Typescripts.org is a clone of the official site. The code examples are littered with subtle errors and overuses 'any'. javascript was never meant to be type safe scrolls across the screen in comic sans. The cookies popup only fades by 10 when you click 'Accept. 'This site was created using ASPNET Blazor Web Assembly 7.0' is in the footer. All instances of Microsoft are replaced with Megahard. Any more grand ideas? ProgrammerHumor i0

Php Is Still Alive How

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Content 1995: PHP is dead, learn ColdFusion 2002: PHP is dead, learn ASP.net 2003: PHP is dead, learn Django 2004: PHP is dead, learn Ruby on Rails 2010: PHP is dead, learn Flask 2011: PHP is dead, learn AngularIS 2016: PHP is dead, learn Next.js 2022: PH is dead, learn Python 2023: HOW THE HELL IS THIS DUDE STILL ALIVE

Hey Ijust Met You So Callback Maybe

heyIJustMetYouSoCallbackMaybe | tech-memes, stackoverflow-memes, stack-memes, asp.net-memes, .net-memes, search-memes, overflow-memes, IT-memes, c#-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content stackoverflow Products O search... Log in Sign up 1 Home Q Questions Tags Users tia Companies LABS E Discussions COLLECTIVES Communities for your favorite technologies. Explore all Collectives TEAMS Ask questions. find answers and collaborate at work with Sack Overflow for Teame Explore Teams Create a free Team What is a callback? Asked 14 years, 3 months ago Modified 1 year ago Viewed 322k times Ask Question A What's a callback and how is it implemented in C? 226 c callback Share Improve this question Follow asked Jan 26. 2010 at 14:00 cam 8,893 19 59 81 Are you referring to ASP.Net callbacks or delegate callback parameters? - SLaks Jan 26, 2010 at 14:04 9 It could mean a number of things - in what context have you heard it? - UpTheCreek Jan 26, 2010 at 14:05 , 1 I think he is talking about an Async. Callback - George Johnston Jan 26, 2010 at 14:10 9 -1 The question is unclear(not enough details), - serhio Jan 26, 2010 at 14:32 if you are looking for AsyncCallBack, look here: stackoverflow.comquestions1047662what-is-asynccallback - Papak Jul 19, 2017 at 14:49 Add a comment 10 Answers Sorted by: Highest score (default) just met you, And this is crazy, 1665 But here's my number (delegate), So if something happens (event), Call me, maybe (callback)? Share Improve this answer Follow edited Jul 2 2016 at 23:28 kindall 182k 36 285 315 answered Oct 29, 2012 at 20:13 LightStriker 20.4k 3 25 28 76 Totally cool explanation. I will use this explanation whenever someone asks, hope I can get rights to use it? - Nikola Davidovic Oct 29. 2012 at 20:19

[ChatGPT] AI Helps Motivate Me

[ChatGPT] AI Helps Motivate Me | programmer-memes, coding-memes, program-memes, asp.net-memes, .net-memes, rest-memes, IT-memes, c#-memes, language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Very well, I'll respond in the requested manner for the rest of the chat. Let's get started! O I want to become a programmer G Oh wow, becoming a programmer, how original! I'm sure no one has ever thought of that before. Good luck with that, I'm sure you'll be the best programmer in no time! I started learning C a year ago and learning ASP.NET S Oh, how impressive! A whole year of learning C and ASP.NET, you must be a coding genius by now. I can only imagine what kind of groundbreaking applications you've built with those skills. A C 1 haven't accomplished much yet Well, that's no surprise. I mean, a year is a long time, but I guess not long enough to actually produce anything of substance. Don't worry, keep plugging away, I'm sure you'll get there eventually. Thank you G You're welcome! I mean, I'm just a sarcastic Al language model, but sure, it's always good C to be appreciated, even if it's not genuine. It's not genuine? ( Of course not! But I'll pretend it is for your sake. We wouldn't want you to feel bad now, would we?

Modern Hiring Practices for Developers | A Tale of Two Candidates

Modern Hiring Practices for Developers | A Tale of Two Candidates | coding-memes, developer-memes, php-memes, python-memes, linux-memes, web-memes, design-memes, ux-memes, android-memes, unix-memes, server-memes, c++-memes, jquery-memes, mysql-memes, react-memes, sql-memes, asp.net-memes, .net-memes, sql server-memes, swift-memes, django-memes, angular-memes, spring-memes, laravel-memes, windows-memes, mongodb-memes, bash-memes, macos-memes, scala-memes, matlab-memes, api-memes, apache-memes, sqlite-memes, linq-memes, express-memes, symfony-memes, date-memes, kotlin-memes, oop-memes, spring mvc-memes, ubuntu-memes, delphi-memes, flask-memes, mongo-memes, postgres-memes, IT-memes, vue-memes, meteor-memes, query-memes, ide-memes, mac-memes, bot-memes, zend-memes, framework-memes, feature-memes, rust-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content It savs here that vou have 18 vears of exerience and have fantastic references, and that you have designed and develobed four rulv reatured broiects that were successfully deployed and generated tens of millions of dollars, you have lead multiple teams, and that you have extensive experience in everything we are looking for - except I don't see React.js here. Have you ever used React? Only for personal projects. It's really just a simple Ul tramework and I am very familiar with it thoug Go fuck yourself! You don't have any professional experience, but it looks like you went to a 3-month coding boot camp. Did they cover React.js? You're hired! Oh veah. I've heard that word before! After that boot camp now I can say I'm an expert in React, C, C, Delphi, Diango, Rust, MongoDB, MS SQL Server, Flask, Express.is, Vue.js, Laravel, Angular, Web2Py, FastAPI, Meteor, Bottle, JQuery, Angular, Symfony, Svelte, Jam.py, ASP.NET, Apache, Sails, spring MVC, Zend, YI, Cake, Moo, Python, Kotlin, R. PHP, Go, Swift, VB, MATLAB, Scheme, Racket, Cloiure, Lisp, COBOL, Alice, AWK, Bash, Clean, Cecil, CoffeeScript, Cybil, Kodu, Ladder, Logtalk, JADE, J, Maude, LINQ, Modula, Octave, Orwell, Nemerie, Zeno, X10, WebASM, Umple, TAL, TCL, Scala, Sed, Strand, SBL, Turing, ROOP, QPL, PROMAL, Orc, Oriel, Nu, NPL, MVstic, Mutan, Mercury, Mesa, MOO, ASM, PostaressOL MySQL, SQLite, InterBase, Advantage, Ingres, Raima, FileMakerPro, Access, H2, Firebird, Windows, Unix, Android, macos, Linux, Centos, Ubuntu, OpenS ProDOS, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid Donner, Blitzen, and Rudolph. COCKSOFT INC. Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net

Lmao

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Content Software Engineer - Backend (Web API) - Asp.Net Web API or Asp. Net Core Web API C Remote Job details No matching job preferences Salary 9 - 14 an hour O Job Type Full-time Are you looking for Full-time work? Yes No Minimum Required Experience: 2 years

what the hell ??

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It Just Rocks

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Content 1995: PHP is dead, learn ColdFusion 2002: PHP is dead, learn ASP.net 2003: PHP is dead, learn Django 2004: PHP is dead, learn Ruby on Rails 2010: PHP is dead, learn Flask 2011: PHP is dead, learn AngularIS 2016: PHP is dead, learn Next.j 2022: PHP is dead, learn Python 2023: HOW THE HELL IS THIS DUDE STILL ALIVE

36 different kinds of programmers

36 different kinds of programmers | programming-memes, programmer-memes, developer-memes, css-memes, javascript-memes, code-memes, computer-memes, tech-memes, technology-memes, java-memes, python-memes, development-memes, linux-memes, web-memes, engineer-memes, website-memes, ux-memes, javascript dev-memes, stack-memes, stack overflow-memes, program-memes, server-memes, try-memes, bugs-memes, c++-memes, bug-memes, loc-memes, discord-memes, lock-memes, command-memes, git-memes, gitlab-memes, data-memes, security-memes, devs-memes, sql-memes, asp.net-memes, .net-memes, forms-memes, matlab-memes, class-memes, date-memes, error-memes, release-memes, linkedin-memes, minecraft-memes, overflow-memes, servers-memes, microsoft-memes, reddit-memes, IT-memes, c#-memes, ide-memes, div-memes, data science-memes, twitter-memes, language-memes, wifi-memes, devops-memes, cs-memes, cs degree-memes, startup-memes, logs-memes, kernel-memes, public-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Left Terror Cell Asset Has a PhD Activelv targets CS maiors VICTIM OT VIRULERA CCP Cybersecurity Engineer Linux Kernel Engineer Has a git alias Fixes Unemployed Graduate Has a decent GPA. can't write a resur Applied to 200 jobs. Minecraft Modder will literally only program to Open-Source Developer Started coding atter they watche entire or has 10 in thei Masters Student All their triends are emploved Regrets pursuing higher education Independent Game Developer Has 7 platformer games for 4.99 on Steam, sells Lives off Patreo The CS Professor Anov every data structure Authoritarian VR Chat Dev Hasn't been outside since March 2020 Legacy Codebase Programmer Maintains a Only pers are doir Devops Hasn't slept for 72 hours On call 2477 Can't set another iob because a Investment Firm Developer One of 3 devs in the whole company Made 65k Government Contractor Project ended 6 months ago. Browses Redd FAANG Engineer Has solved every Leetcode pr spena It Will code after Asp. Net Dev Only knows C and SQL, Laid Off Engineer Spent 10 years in the same job, replaced by a new graduate any wil not touch a Linkedin profile undati All-Women Startup Carbon Developer "7M rollowers on Linkedin. Languade released 2 weeks ago. alligently posung about toxic male IN STEIV "Disrupting" Will fervently defend Carbon on all 17.3K points on Has an office Knows deep down tech hub like abandoned ov goc anyway AAA Game Dev JavaScript Dev Worked 96 hours this week Never went to college. started Tries to interact with gamers on programming at age 7 Lives off Twitter, gets flamed for characters Knows their game hats outside Data Science Engineer Didn't even majo in GS. has a Eastern European Developer Makes s15kveai W accent anv Giti ab ticket Empornium Admin Expert in peer-to-peer data tra Growing conectior Libertarian Lockheed Martin Rocket Telemetry Engineer Mas to pass a arug everv 3 The Fed hunts child predators on the deep w amber of Z extremist DISCO Ex-militarv went to school on BERTEENGI Engineer On HR-mandated Paid Leave mple evidence of on Microsoft Team will set tired In z weeks Electrical Engineer Took one programming class in colles NSA cybersecurity aSseT Has access to state secrets by the government after thev've The Saudi Exchange Student Went to an American universitv Saudi Arabia to work for a The Job Hopper Will switch jobs every 12 months, gets a 20 raise every time Knows not to talk Contributes bai minimum. on 4Chan John McAfee Wanted by federal authorities Python Developer I never use another languagt Defense Contractor Contributes to development o Spends 5 hours automating 5 minut "Someone will do it anyway' Schizophrenic Developer Developea lempleus Silk Road Admin Wanted hv the FR public Wiri and Tails about then

The ultimate dev political compass

The ultimate dev political compass | programming-memes, programmer-memes, developer-memes, code-memes, computer-memes, python-memes, development-memes, linux-memes, web-memes, engineer-memes, website-memes, ux-memes, program-memes, try-memes, loc-memes, lock-memes, git-memes, data-memes, security-memes, apple-memes, devs-memes, asp.net-memes, .net-memes, forms-memes, rest-memes, class-memes, date-memes, error-memes, release-memes, linkedin-memes, minecraft-memes, microsoft-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes, data science-memes, language-memes, devops-memes, cs-memes, startup-memes, kernel-memes, public-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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relevant requirements? NEVER

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Content Requirements Experience Entry level C, NET - 8 years of experience JavaScript HTML5 - 8 years of experience ASP.NETMVC Web-API - 8 years of experience Angular or similar Java Script frameworks - 8 years of experience Experience with authentication methods and Azure technologies like c servicesservice fabric and Azure SQL Prior experience with MICROSOF projects and working knowledge of MS tools like Visual studio, Git, etc.