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The graph perfectly captures that heart-stopping moment when you're typing a potentially catastrophic command like sudo rm -rf on a critical directory. Your stress level starts low, then SKYROCKETS as you realize what would happen if your finger slips and hits Enter before you're done typing. It's that microsecond where your entire career flashes before your eyes. "Did I just delete the entire database backup? Am I updating my resume tonight?" The gradual decline represents the cautious letter-by-letter typing, triple-checking every character, moving your left hand as far from Enter as physically possible. The final drop is that sweet relief when you've either completed the command safely or decided "nope, too risky" and hit Ctrl+C instead. Nothing quite matches the existential dread of wielding root privileges with destructive commands. It's like performing surgery with a chainsaw.

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The pun is strong with this one. Netcat (often abbreviated as 'nc') is a command-line utility used to read and write data across network connections. Port 80 is the standard port for HTTP web traffic. So what we have here is the literal interpretation: actual cats inside a computer case "listening" at port 80. The kind of joke that makes network administrators silently exhale through their nose while maintaining that thousand-yard stare developed after years of troubleshooting DNS issues.

So you start with "STOP USING LINUX" (the gateway drug), then move to "STOP USING DISTROS" (because apparently the entire concept of distributions is now problematic), then "STOP USING HYPRLAND" (getting oddly specific here), and finally "STOP USING macOS" (because why stop at reasonable takes when you can speedrun becoming That Guy™). The progression from rejecting an entire OS family to nitpicking window managers to hating on Apple is the tech equivalent of "first they came for the penguins, and I said nothing." Each video gets progressively more unhinged, like watching someone's descent into madness but with more opinions about package managers. Next up: "STOP USING COMPUTERS" followed by "STOP USING ELECTRICITY" and finally "RETURN TO MONKE, CODE WITH STICKS."

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