Just Don't Tell Richard

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4 months ago 220,643 views 0 shares

Just Don't Tell Richard

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Secretly running proprietary software on a Linux system is the tech equivalent of smuggling contraband. The finger-to-lips gesture says it all: "I know Richard Stallman would have a meltdown if he saw this, but what he doesn't know won't hurt him." The irony of betraying the open-source gospel while still benefiting from its blessings is the daily hypocrisy many Linux users live with. Freedom is great until you need that one Adobe product that just works.

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