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Content lakub Kozlowski kubukoz okay github, I know my builds are shit but no need to be passive aggressive about it Build Failed X The build failed, just like the previous build. 8:33 PM 02 Apr 20 Twitter Web App 609 Retweets 4,169 Likes

The ultimate Linux nightmare has arrived! Someone's created a fake error message showing Vim being "banned at the kernel level" - complete with Unix humor like PID 1 (init) working on a fix after a "wait(2)" call. The "kill -9 vim" command at the bottom is the chef's kiss - it's the Linux equivalent of taking Vim out back and putting it down with extreme prejudice. Emacs users are probably celebrating while Vim enthusiasts are having panic attacks. The skull emoji really sells the fake dystopian tech future where text editors require government approval.

Content Based on a true story: xxx: OK, so, our build engineer has left for another company. The dude was literally living inside the terminal. You know, that type of a guy who loves Vim, creates diagrams in Dot and writes wiki-posts in Markdown... If something - anything - requires more than 90 seconds of his time, he writes a script to automate that. xxx: So we're sitting here, looking through his, uhm, "legacy" xxx: You're gonna love this xxx: smack-my-bitch-up.sh - sends a text message "late at work" to his wife (apparently). Automatically picks reasons from an array of strings, randomly. Runs inside a cron-job. The job fires if there are active SSH-sessions on the server after 9pm with his login. xxx: kumar-asshole.sh - scans the inbox for emails from "Kumar" (a DBA at our clients). Looks for keywords like "help" "trouble" "sorry" etc. If keywords are found - the script SSHes into the clients server and rolls back the staging database to the latest backup. Then sends a reply "no worries mate, be careful next time". xxx: hangover.sh - another cron-job that is set to specific dates. Sends automated emails like "not feeling wellgonna work from home" etc. Adds a random "reason" from another predefined array of strings. Fires if there are no interactive sessions on the server at 8:45am. xxx: (and the oscar goes to) fucking-coffee.sh - this one waits exactly 17 seconds (!), then opens a telnet session to our coffee-machine (we had no frikin idea the coffee machine is on the network, runs linux and has a TCP socket up and running) and sends something like sys brew . Turns out this thing starts brewing a mid-sized half- caf latte and waits another 24 (!) seconds before pouring it into a cup. The timing is exactly how long it takes to walk to the machine from the dudes desk. xxx: holy sht l'm keeping those

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Content When you accidentally type 'git commit --amen' instead of 'git commit --amend'

Content 1 Am Devloper iamdevloper Always enjoy seeing someone trying to exit Vim for the first time. Lady Gaga ladygaga AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHRGRGRGRRRGUR BHJB EORWPSOJWPJORGWOIRGWSGODEWPGOHE PWO9GJEDPOKSD!!!!!!!!! 09240U8T63095JRGHWPE09UJOPWHRGW 12:37 PM 18 Sep 18 157 Retweets 386 Likes