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Content Drawing a horse the same way software are developed O DRAW 2 CIRCLES DRAW THe LEGS DRAW THe FaCE DRAW THE HAIR client says he had not thought about the requirements properly boss says developers will only need to add few small details ADD SMALL DETAILS. ProdrammerHumor.io

Content Taras Kaduk taraskaduk My spouse (an artist, not in tech), working her way through a C class (part of Digital Arts curriculum). 1: Let me know if you need help She: Will do 2 hrs later I: How's it going? She: Fine. I'm cheating I:??? She: I google for stuff I don't know Do I tell her? ProdrammerHumor.io

BEHOLD! The world's most dramatic trademark dispute! AMD's ROCm software was once proudly "Radeon Open Compute platform" until the trademark police kicked down their door and said "YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!" Now it's just... letters. Not an acronym. Just vibes. The ultimate corporate walk of shame where they had to [REDACT] their own name but keep using it anyway. It's like naming your child after your ex and then pretending the name doesn't actually mean anything when they ask. Pure tech industry DRAMA!

Content AN ENGINEER HELPING A DESIGNER NO PROBLEM, WE CAN FIX THIS ON THE TERMINAL WHOA, YOU'RE A HACKER! NO, IT'S JUST THE TERMINAL. WHERE ARE ALL THE BUTTONS, ICONS, AND DROPDOWN MENUS? IS THIS.. THE MATRIX? YES.

Content GET THAT THING OUT OF MY FACE! chomp chicken thoughts

The silent killer of build systems: auto-detected indentation. One developer uses tabs, another uses spaces, and suddenly your Makefile implodes because it requires exact tab characters for rules. The editor helpfully "fixed" your indentation and now your CI pipeline is a burning building behind you while you smile, knowing exactly who to blame. Nothing says "welcome to dependency hell" like watching four months of work collapse because someone's IDE thought it knew better than GNU Make's 1976 tab requirement.