They Hide Amongst Us

OH. MY. GOD. The EMOTIONAL DAMAGE of C++ development laid bare! 💅 On Linux? It's all sunshine, rainbows, and "teehee, I compiled successfully on the first try!" Pure unbridled JOY. The compiler practically THROWS CONFETTI when your code works! Meanwhile, Windows C++ developers are basically living in a film noir NIGHTMARE. They've seen things. TERRIBLE things. Like 500 linker errors before breakfast. Their souls have been crushed by Visual Studio's cryptic error messages that might as well be written in ancient Sumerian. The contrast is so DRAMATIC I'm getting heart palpitations! The duality of developer existence has never been so savagely portrayed!

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Content : Anonymous 011424(Sun)00:30:43 No.98435111 OK let's learn C make a new project in visual studio turns out thats not the correct way to do it because then it's not cross platform and i can't switch editors 280 KB JPG later start learning make, realize it's a clusterfuck of retardation but somehow copy paste something together that compiles turns out it's not the correct way to do it, the "modern" way is that you need to use premake to generate make files which then generate the visual studio solution :) ok let's write code.. wait, i have to write header files? you mean i have to have double the code for no reason other than the C build system being garbage? i want to parse a small json config file, it doesnt have to be performant. wait, how the fuck do i add libraries to my project? ok, so i have to add them and update them manually like a caveman or i have to do some git submoduling cancer, or i can use this package manager called conan that doesn't work half the time. run program - crashes that's fine it happens during development all the time let's read the helpful error message and fix what we did wrong "an error has occured" ProdrammerHumor.io