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They Hide Amongst Us

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10 months ago 698,496 views 0 shares

They Hide Amongst Us

sysadmin-memes, linux-memes, bootloader-memes, system-files-memes, chaos-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Cute cat doing cute cat things until you realize it edited your bootloader. The escalation from "sneaked in your house" to "modified critical system files" is the kind of chaos energy only a sysadmin would appreciate. Sure, sit on my couch, eat my pasta, but touch /usr/bin/vim and we're gonna have problems. That smug little face in the last panel knows exactly what it did. No remorse. Just vibes and filesystem destruction.

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