The Path Separator Wars

Star wars File paths Cross-platform Backslash Forward slash Path separators

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5 months ago 179,010 views 1 shares

The Path Separator Wars

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The eternal battle between path separators! Linux/Mac users wield their elegant forward slashes (/) like Luke's lightsaber, while Windows users come at you with those menacing backslashes (\\) like Darth Vader. Try writing cross-platform code and you'll find yourself in this exact lightsaber duel. Nothing says "I've chosen the dark side" quite like having to escape every single path with double backslashes. May the path.normalize() be with you.

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