The Path Separator Wars

Content : Anonymous 012622(Wed)02:04:19 No.85393065 Make hello world program to test on my iphone You need to sign in with your ApplelD to test your own app" sign in "Your AppleD must be a developer 166 KB PNG account to test your own app" log in on developer.apple.com and click Yes on the forms "Your AppleID must be a developer account to test your own app" wtf Find Enroll button, click it "Complete your purchase." You literally have to pay Apple 100 to even run your own app on your own phone, even just to see how the process works and if you'd be interested in making an app for the iphone. I'm not going to pay 100 in the off chance I might be interested in publishing an app on the app store at some point in the far future. FUCK this leftshit exploitationcorp : Anonymous 012622(Wed)02:05:42 No.85393082 85393065 (OP) TODDLERS BTFO 1.06 MB GIF

Mozilla drops a non-binary mascot named "Kit" that uses they/them pronouns, and someone immediately asks the only question that matters: how do you even run a non-binary executable? Because in the world of computers, everything is literally binary - ones and zeros, true or false, executable or not. The title nails it though. Not only is this conceptually confusing for anyone who thinks in bits and bytes, but there's probably no documentation either. Just like that one critical library your entire stack depends on that has a README.md with "TODO: Write documentation" from 2019. Fun fact: In Unix systems, you can actually set file permissions to be non-executable (chmod -x), which technically makes it... non-binary in the execution sense? So maybe Kit just doesn't have execute permissions. Problem solved.

Content PING 3y Bear in mind, it could simply be a books licensing corporate acquisition, like Microsoft acquiring Mojang. 11 perthguppy 3y That's what Microsoft has said this acquisition is. GitHub will operate independently and their ceo will be replaced with the former Xamrin CEO while the former GitHub CEO is becoming a Microsoft fellow under the SVP for cloud cyanydeez 3y and then a code helper will appear in vscode in a few years a seriptiously borrow peoples code to 'help' you 43

When your production server is infected with malware and the only way to communicate with the outside world is through Vim commands! That hazmat suit isn't protecting them from a virus - it's protecting them from the absolute horror of not being able to exit Vim. The desperate "ESC :q!" is the universal distress signal of developers trapped in the terminal abyss. Some say they're still trying to save and quit to this day...

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The stark contrast between YouTube viewing habits is hilariously accurate! While beauty tutorials dominate one feed, the other shows someone literally trying to crack GSM capture files in real-time—a telecommunications protocol used by mobile networks. That's not just any random hacking; it's specifically intercepting cellular communications, which is definitely illegal in most jurisdictions. The 1M views suggests there's a whole underground community of developers just casually learning federal crimes between debugging sessions. Marriage just means you now have someone who might bail you out when your "educational" coding project crosses into felony territory!