The Path Separator Wars

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SWEET MOTHER OF RUBE GOLDBERG! This is what happens when desperation meets ingenuity and they have an unholy child! Some poor soul created a PHYSICAL SERVER REBOOT MACHINE using a CD tray as a mechanical finger to poke the reset button! 😱 Imagine explaining this to your boss: "Yes, our mission-critical infrastructure relies on an ancient PC with a CD drive that acts like a digital defibrillator whenever the server flatlines." The beautiful disaster of it all is that IT ACTUALLY WORKED! This is the programming equivalent of fixing your car with duct tape and a paper clip. Pure chaos magic that somehow passes as a "solution." The blurry line between genius and insanity isn't a line at all—it's this entire contraption!

The AUDACITY of command line tools thinking I'd stoop so low as to type --help ! Why spend 10 measly seconds reading documentation when I can spend 5 GLORIOUS minutes crafting the perfect question for GPT? My pride simply cannot handle the thought of consulting built-in help menus like some kind of... *shudders*... EFFICIENT DEVELOPER. I'd rather die dramatically waiting for an AI response than admit I don't know every single flag option by heart. It's not stubbornness, it's a LIFESTYLE.

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