The Path Separator Wars

Content THIS IS GIT. IT TRACKS COLLABORATIVE WORK ON PROJECTS THROUGH A BEAUTIFUL DISTRIBUTED GRAPH THEORY TREE MODEL. COOL. HOU DO WE USE IT? NO IDEA. JUST MEMORIZE THESE SHELL COMMANDS AND TYPE THEM TO SYNC UP. IF YOU GET ERRORS, SAVE YOUR WORK ELSEWHERE, DELETE THE PROJECT, AND DOWNLOAD A FRESH COPY.

Kernel compilation is the ultimate test of patience. You make one tiny change to a variable, hit that clean build button, and suddenly you're trapped in a time warp that makes continental drift look speedy. The meme perfectly captures that feeling of sitting there, arms crossed, staring daggers at your hourglass (or progress bar) as precious minutes of your finite existence drain away. The best part? You know deep down you'll be doing this at least 17 more times today. Compile, wait, curse, repeat—the sacred ritual of kernel development.

Content I Am Devloper iamdevloper Following I've been using Vim for about 2 years now, mostly because I can't figure out how to exit it. 4 Peply 47 Retweet Favorite sos stare RETWEETS 4,846 PAVORITES 2,105 4:56 AM - 18 Feb 2014

Content JackForge. TheJackForge Mar 23 I'm going to push my sex tape to GitHub. 233 17 136 1,368 Alex alexandev Replying to TheJackForge ... so you're saying it's smaller than 50MB A Tip

Content Sketchy programming blog starter pack No indentation at all or spaces instead of tabs for if else else else Extra points for ancient practices var myVariable Clicking away immediately Literally just cov-pasted answer from StackOverflow Links to random site that stopped existing centuries ago 404 Not Found No space between operators myArray.filter ((i)i-Math.max(2, j)) Emojis... emojis everywhere 3 ASS Variables start with "mv" 0788S 3080450090036838089

Content You merged 59 bugs You wrote 2849 lines of shitty code ProdrammerHumor.io You had 18 mental breakdowns You had 73 failed builds