The OS Freedom Spectrum

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The OS Freedom Spectrum

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The duality of operating systems in four panels of pure chaos. Top row: Windows freaks out when you try to remove Edge browser because apparently it's more essential than oxygen. Bottom row: Linux just sits there with its penguin smirk while you threaten to uninstall the bootloader—the very thing that makes your computer, you know, boot. One OS treats you like a toddler with scissors, the other assumes you enjoy digital self-destruction as a hobby. Choose your fighter.

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