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You know that one person who treats their OS choice like a personality trait? Yeah, they found the perfect moment to announce it. At a funeral. Because nothing says "respectful mourning" quite like declaring your distro allegiance when literally nobody asked.

The Linux user's ability to interject "I use Linux btw" into any conversation is truly legendary. Wedding? Linux. Funeral? Linux. Someone asking about the weather? Somehow... Linux. It's like they're running a cron job that triggers every 5 minutes to remind everyone of their superior operating system choice.

The beauty here is the priest's innocent "Anybody want to say anything?" which was clearly meant for eulogies and fond memories, not a tech stack announcement. But hey, at least they didn't specify which distro. That would've started a fight right there at the gravesite.

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